Sunday, May 17, 2009

Did They Remove The Good Part Of My Brain? Do I Even Have A Good Part Left?

Vodka Mom and I have to get a divorce and now I have to marry Suburban Correspondent.

She helped me find my Blog Roll. I was looking in the wrong place. I was not up on my Blogger words so people were writing me things like:

Dear Lost Brain Waves,

Just click on "add a gadget."

And I'd write back:

Dear Person Trying To Help Me,

I don't HAVE that and now I don't even want to PUT IT BACK even if I do find it because I think my time would be better spent losing more things.

I had no idea about customize and was all up in the layout 'hood. I've started putting the list back together but now I have an abnormal fear of anything I touch. If you want to be on my blog links, please send me your url and ON YOU GO.

Heidi and I were talking about this; is BlogHer's ad now bigger than the state of California?

Shelfari is still MIA. I give up.

End of chat.

20 comments:

  1. Put the blog down! Step away from the blog and back away! (I wonder how you got where you are--seeing-eye dog?)

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  2. So I guess I am still just your whore on the side.That's okay.
    Hey, I just posted today, a Sunday, too!

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  3. Yeah for God's sake, all this BLOGHER crap has become too much, like Oprah on a ham....everywhere you go people are pimping it. It is totally like the actual Oprah: too much, too big, and too bloody everywhere....everyone has been sucked in by it....you buncha whores...:)

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  4. I never did figure out BlogHer. And I'm surprised that the magic word "customize" did the trick for you; when I typed it, I didn't think it would be too helpful. I just hope Vodka Mom doesn't get madly jealous. You know how she is when she's sober.

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  5. I dumped blogher a couple of weeks back (not saying everyone should, just that I did) because they were taking up too damned much room on my site, and then wrote me a note to tell me that they weren't taking up enough room on my site, and would I reposition them so they could have major real estate and still pay ghetto fees. Screw that.
    The 20 bucks every three months that I was making was hardly worth "selling out".

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  6. I hope you signed a pre-nup. :)

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  7. Was it under the mailbox, the dayglo fish, or the little butler/policeman garden gnome?

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  8. rotflmfao...OMG...braja u okay honey :O

    Oh man now Vodka Mom is going to beat me up...she's going to be Mad and I am closer to where she is at...OHChit!

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  9. Suburban Correspondent definitely needs to take another spouse--her husband is gone entirely too frequently. Are you up for being the stepmom to 6 kids though?!

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  10. I have no idea what you cerebral people are talking about. It all seems very brainy.

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  11. I just got "approved" to post blogher ads... I'm looking for more of an Illinois sized add, though. CA *is* awfully big...

    I thought I was totally gonna get you through the whole blogroll debaucle... :(

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  12. Blogher? I don't even know her!

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  13. Anonymous8:20 PM

    Funny you should say that about these BlogHer ads....everyone I visit, they seem to be trying to attack me and I was starting to wonder if I was just paranoid but those ads really seemed to be almost chasing me. Chasing me AWAY from the material on the blogs I was reading!! You know?? I think it's time for an alternative to BlogHer ads....don't you? In your spare time, why don't you handle that one for all of us...

    :-)

    What a ramble tonight in your comment section.

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  14. Just read about the quake - you OK, Mizz Suzy??

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K

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  15. Um Suz, um...over here. Yeah it's me your neighbor from the south. Could I be on your blog roll? How about your egg roll? No? Spring Roll? Oh heck I just want to roll with you.
    http://gladysspeaks.blogspot.com/

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  16. Anonymous9:26 PM

    Suzy! No I still don't know how to do the link.. I'm such a rookie. Have to catch up on blogging. You are going to FREAK when you see the pics from this Steel Magnolia wedding I did in North Carolina this weekend. All that was missing was Darryl Hannah riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy in a bunny suit!

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  17. you dumped me? YOU DUMPED ME??

    AFTER ALL WE"VE BEEN THROUGH???


    pass the vodka.

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  18. ME TOOOOOO!!!!! http://www.bambisblurbs.blogspot.com/

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  19. oooh, count me in: http://www.legalmist.blogspot.com

    and hang in there with the technical stuff. You'll figure it out eventually!

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  20. みんなの精神年齢を測定できる、メンタル年齢チェッカーで秘められた年齢がズバリわかっちゃう!かわいいあの子も実は精神年齢オバサンということも…合コンや話のネタに一度チャレンジしてみよう

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