Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Someone Else Gets To Carry The Burden That Is Me

I don't even know what that title means. But Ann from Ann's Rants, if indeed that IS her real name, I'm so confused by everyone's fake names, fake family names, fake office names and fake animal names that I've started to call myself Shirley.

When you read over 100 blogs and you have to remember who's who and who did what to whom and who is cheating and who lost weight and who's champion of their bowling league, I QUIT. I only use one fake name in my blog and I haven't even used it in over a year and a half. He might be dead but that's another story entirely. (substitute the word 'might' for 'wish' and you're ALL caught up)

Ann=possible fake name=interviewed me. So go here if you're not entirely clear on my sanity. I'll be at the shrink's if there are any questions.

Love, Shirley

21 comments:

  1. Can't read this, I'm in France.

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  2. I have to go somewhere else? But I'm not packed, and I haven't even showered yet.

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  3. Ann=Real name

    WorkWeekWidow= husband travels during the work week

    Timezone=central standard.

    Now I'm exhausted again. Thanks.

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  4. Shirley YOu must be kidding..LOL All I write about is the "real" people..if they lied to me to who they are, I cannot help that...I still call them those names face to face...well face to back of the head. Maybe thats why they don't turn to talk to me...hummm! Heading over there or over here.

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  5. Shirley,
    Hey all the stories I tell are True! TRUE I tell you. I don't care what my sister Matilda tells you they are TRUE! Our parents were cruel and named us Matilda and Gladys and Buck they had a healthy sense of humor and enjoyed watching their children get beat up.

    Now I'm off to read your interview.

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  6. surely IS just as good as positively ;) lol

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  7. I get less confused because I have less readers!!
    Yay a Shirley interview!

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  8. You are right. it is confusing. I will come clean. My true name is Anastasia Beaverhausen.

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  9. LOL!! Oh, shoot. I mean *haahahahhaha*. I mean, I was in France when you wrote that. I know nothing. And I don't care if your name is Hot Hollywood or not, I give up.

    Now, how do you feel about emoticons?

    *\0/* CHEERS!

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  10. haha haha eh heh heh wheeeee!

    I'm definitely coming over for a read.

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  11. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Suzy,
    I couldn't resist. Shirley, you jest.
    Aloha and Love and see you in LA in two weeks,
    MJ

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  12. Bloggers are interviewing each other? I feel so out of the loop...

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  13. Completely confusing. My name is Bobby and I'm a midget transsexual living in Decatur.

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  14. My name is Alice and I live in a bubble. I take drugs. I'm trustworthy.
    Right.

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  15. Some things I am not clear on- your sanity is not among them. : )

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  16. `
    I can't read this because Gaston is in France.
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    Sincerely, Surely Yew Gest
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  17. My name, like yours, is Susan. You can't make that boring shit up. I've never been clear on your sanity and that's why I read your blog every.damn.day.

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  18. Wait, your name's not Suzy?!

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  19. Pwn Star = "Sweet Britches"

    Nice to meet you Suzy = Shirley!

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  20. Dear Shirley,
    My name is my real name. I used to blog under my fake bra size DCup. That was a lie because I'm more like a DDCup or E. But that's just not as charming as DCup. (?)

    When I used to meet guys that I had no intention of seeing again, I gave the fake name Chris. I answer to Mrs. Golden now that my mother in law has passed away, but I still don't like being called Mrs. Golden.

    Oh, and I'm often identified as so and so's mother, but I deny it.

    Love,

    Me

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  21. I'm kind of turned on by Aunt Becky's description of her/his self :)

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