Tuesday, May 05, 2009
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- Suzy
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And here:
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My jokes are published here:
April 21, 2011
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Damn.
ReplyDeleteDAMN.
Where's Vodka Mom??!
xx
Come check out my new post about the man who called our office because his penis was vibrating!
ReplyDeleteClassic banana envy.
ReplyDeleteOh, I have seen a banana even smaller than that ;-0
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeletePoozy - you dropped your yellow clitoris on the floor!
ReplyDeleteBoss O xxoo
Oh, so THAT'S what a full-sized banana looks like...
ReplyDeleteShade and Sweetwater,
K
Oh my!
ReplyDeleteWell...
never mind.
:)
Was this courtesy of the Hispanic delivery guy?
ReplyDeleteDid you check to see how firm they were?? ;)
ReplyDeleteYou definitely can not be tolerant of soft bananas. Suzy, you are a brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI'm lucky enough to have married the super sized banana.
ReplyDeleteWhen he's being a dickhole, I gander at his tool and remind myself that it's been a factor in our 18 year marriage.
Enough said.
ReplyDeleteThe one on the left reminds me of someone...
Braja, I finally fell asleep.
ReplyDeleteBobbi, done!
Ann. And they taste funny.
Darsden, I hope not up close.
Boss O, yours is on the left.
Kyddryn and Blognut, don't be shy.
Jenn, I bought them JUST for the blog!
Roshni, I did not and beg forgiveness.
Kathy, sing it sister!
Phat Mama, we may have to come over, you know, just to make sure youre telling the truth.
Mary, does it remind you of someone at Phat Mamas?
I dated the one on the right.
ReplyDeleteI've eaten both those banana's. I've even ran away from bigger banana's.
ReplyDeleteThose are great graphic representations of this informal study I've done! I could tell you which banana probably comes from Puerto Rico.
ReplyDeleteno honey not up close and personal.. I am not a banana girl ;-)
ReplyDeleteOMFG. hahah! I was definitely embarrassed at first, but after reading the comments - I'm also a little confused now.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is offensive to bananas.
Michel-No bananas were hurt in the making of this post...
ReplyDeleteOMG did I just write a funny on Suzy's blog..
It was nice knowing all of ya'll
"Is that a banana in your pocket are you happy to see me?" Gladys says as she grabs the young Cabana Boy.
ReplyDelete"Oh", she says very disappointedly, "it IS a banana."
OH and PS... Now I want some Banana Pudding...
ReplyDeleteI really want to express a few thoughts, but I am afraid I might get gang banged by all your women followers. Wait...hmmm...okay, nevermind.
ReplyDelete:)
omg WHY didn't I see this earlier????
ReplyDeleteI'll have a banana daiquiri, please. And make it hard.
Banana Envy The Sequel
ReplyDeleteSize does matter!
ReplyDeletewuffs go for cherries :O lol
ReplyDeletelaughingwolf- r u talking about me again ;-p
ReplyDelete*snort* That is just sad.
ReplyDeletedang, caught me again, dar ;) lol
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