Monday, May 11, 2009

Sometimes I Go Shopping Blindfolded

I have a storage unit attached to my apartment. Sometimes when I walk by I hear "Please get us out of here."

They have a roof over their heads and they're not on fire. Rude.

So I thought I'd show you some of the things I'm selling at our neighborhood yard sale on May 23. First up, what the fuck IS this? Do I have a giant hungry cat that I don't know about? Did I buy it at The Mall of America Plastic Zoo of Budapest? WHY WOULD I HAVE BOUGHT THIS? And don't ask "Was this before you were medicated?"

After this 5 day series of hideous pictures (unless you like them and then I'll be all codependent and like them too) I'd better get some Blogger's Choice Awards votes out of this. And no, I'm not in the Best Worst Taste category.

Unbelievably.

27 comments:

  1. SURELY it was a gift.

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  2. I don't know, but I'd stay the hell away from that can of redi whip.

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  3. That is one ugly, huge fish!

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  4. I saw you lift that at the dude's house that lifted from you. You said that would teach him. ;-)

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  5. WTF? Seriously? Come on Suzy.

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  6. ps everytime i come to your blog i get a survey pop up...uhm...can you turn it off?

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  7. It must do something. No one would have crafted a pastel fish unknown to nature and mounted it on a spring for nothing. Is it a midget ride maybe?

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  8. I like it. It goes nice with my rainbow zebra and my rainbow pants.

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  9. I have a set of metal lizards my MIL got as a gift for our BABIES room that might go just great with this fish.

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  10. I think even my cats would be scared of that!

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  11. What is that MADE out of???

    I'm having more and more of those moments where I want to sell everything I own in a yard sale and start over fresh. The crap is starting to suffocate me.

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  12. It's okay to laugh, right?

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  13. I'm thinking that ending it with your shrink was a HUGE mistake. The hell, Suzy?

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  14. if i had to live with THAT, i'd be screaming to be let out, too :P lol

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  15. Wow! I just do not know what to say! Yard sale, maybe! LOL

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  16. It totally matches the pink flamingo and the little gnomes I have in my front yard :)

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  17. Hey! I've got that on my mantel!!

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  18. The chocolate babka girl! Oh wow!

    And I was hoping for more photos of crap you are selling!

    PS--found you from Jess Riley's blog and offered up some book recommendations on her comment page.

    nice to meet ya!

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  19. Is that made out of skittles??

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  20. You sure did. Man, that's ugly ...
    :)
    xxx

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  21. HA- WOW- looks like something someone here in Arkansas would decorate their bathroom with after painting the toilet like the ocean with finger paints. :) NICE

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  22. Is that a night light?

    Or just a bad dream?

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  23. I checked out your site from the Blogger Awards and liked it. I voted for you. I hope you win.

    Please check out my site nominated for the best blog design. http://bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/73022. I hope you will vote for me also.

    Emilie
    Cute Obsession

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  24. now we know where to find NEMO...xP

    im a shameless bastard so im gonna promote my blog here...xp

    arcmanisblogging.blogspot.com

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  25. Just own it, you bought it, and loved it. I love it. I'd seriously take it off your hands for a pretty penny (not much more than that, I'm broke!)

    Single Dad Laughing

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