Sunday, May 17, 2009
EARTHQUAKE!
There is nothing worse than walking around your darkened apt NAKED when an earthquake hits.
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My daughter just told me she saw it on the news--what was it on the Richter scale?
ReplyDeleteWere you scared or are you such a season Los Angeleno that you "rolled" with it?
Well...at least it didn't knock out your Internet...and if you can't grab clothing on the way out, at least you got the important thing...the computer...
ReplyDeleteShade and Sweetwater,
K
damn suzy you F**K up your other ear now falling! Hope you and all are okay...Naked...ooooh call a fireman he will help you out and fix your EARS. LOL
ReplyDeleteYes there is I once was sitting on the toilet doing by business when there was an earthquake!
ReplyDeletePossibly the most exciting part of an earthquake for emergency services personnel who long for the opportunity to rescue a golden star-like maiden (naked) in her hour of need. Goddammit woman, think of them, not yourself...
ReplyDeletexxx
wait, is that was started the earthquake?
ReplyDeleteNothing like seeing your cellulite jiggle on the Richter scale.
ReplyDeleteHope you're safe.
I didn't know. Hope you found your clothes, and your courage. Scary.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that wouldn't have expected to find you any other way when walking around your apartment!?
ReplyDeleteOoh. good thing you can still blog about it. I was in an earthquake only once and it was the middle of the night. In fact, at the time I didn't know it was an earthquake. I found out later that's what it was.
ReplyDeleteMost importantly, I'm glad you're ok.
And I thought having a fire alarm go off when I was naked in the gym shower was bad.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're OK though!
Man leering into your window: "there's nothing better than being a peeping tom watching Suzy walk around naked when an earthquake hits"
ReplyDeleteMen can such perverted assholes!
Oh wow that brings back some memories. I was in Culver City when the Whittier quake hit back in 86 I think. Anyway, find your clothes and stay in a doorway all freakin day.
ReplyDeleteThat really shook me up...no pun intended.
Peace,
Phil
Just think of it as your cardio for the day.
ReplyDeleteWell running outside naked during an earthquake isn't much better. Not that I've ever done that or anything...
ReplyDeleteWe lived in LA for the last "big one" and my not-yet-hubby and I were naked for that one, too. I acquired an acute interest in cute nightgowns after that...
ReplyDeleteThat's why I shouldn't work a real job. I had no idea there was an earthquake????
ReplyDeleteI just hope nothing in the special storage space was damaged. Glad to know you were okay, albeit naked in the dark during an earthquake.
ReplyDeletehope you weren't alone?! :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, glad you're ok!
I think your chance of rescue goes up if the cute fireman see you are naked.
ReplyDeleteI was sleeping in the nude yesterday when the fire alarm went off. I made a conscious decision that if this was a real fire, I would go down in flames!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm on the IL/WI border. I'm glad that I found you. You are very funny.
ReplyDeletemmm that's hot! lol
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