AFTER I DUMPED HIM BECAUSE FOR 7 YEARS I GOT TIRED OF HIM NEVER EVEN PAYING FOR A GLASS OF TAP WATER.I'm a leeeeeetle off topic (ya think?) BUT did I mention I spent 4 years dealing with his impotency and never complained or belittled him? Did I mention that? HUH? DID I? DID I? Go catch up on us by clicking on the label below. ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT TO FEEL SUPERIOR TO ME AND FRANKLY, WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT?
Did I mention he's a multimillionaire? Did I mention I'm not?
God I am SUCH an asshole.
But you have this fabulous blog...and, well, he doesn't. Isn't that worth more than a million in the bank.
ReplyDeleteAnd can he brag about doing a show for nudists? I think not.
One can only hope he is LIMP once again.
ReplyDeleteWhat he heck does his limp dick have to do with Freddie Mae et al? Oh, because he's rich and you're not!
ReplyDeleteA multimillionaire?
ReplyDeleteHe can afford to get someone to have his erections for him then!
But money can't buy hard dicks or wait can it? Is that legal!
ReplyDeleteYes I agree YOU have a fabulous Blog and all of us...money can't buy us...wait..can I get his phone number ;-)
ReplyDeleteDid his impotency reverse itself after you dumped him? Cheers!!
ReplyDeleteYou should have married him early on-maybe you could have gotten some of the money.
ReplyDeleteYou are not an asshole. You deserve much better than that limpdickhead.
ReplyDeleteYou deserve more money too!
There's a price for happiness, and there's no happiness with a limp dick. :)
ReplyDeleteAh, but you can not BUY funny. You are ridiculously talented and that is priceless.
ReplyDeleteSome very funny comments and I think youve been warned not to exceed my funny or someone's getting a mailbox for Xmas.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for guys who have to struggle with this. They never realize that we don't look down on them and I wish it on no one.
Heidi knows me better so I've fooled her into thinking I'm not an asshole.
Answered Jenn privately and a had a near head on collision (sorry Braja) with Gaston Studio and of course Modern Mom is now my favorite follower.
millionaire, smillionaire
ReplyDeleteBig deal.
when my ex husband and i were married- we were broke as hell, so what does he do while i'm at work, and he is laid off? he orders Matthew Lesko - how to get free money book. Not a 'learn something' book, just a 'free money book' that cost 45$ that we didn't even have. That said book... still sitting on my bookshelf. Maybe i can sell it on ebay? :)
ReplyDelete:D You can probably sell it on e-bay. Did you mean this Free Money Book? Well I heard a lot of complaints about that book. However, there are tons of positive feedbacks, too. What's your thought about the book?
DeleteMoney can't buy happiness, and I hope that's what you've found.
ReplyDeleteIt would be nice to be happy AND filty rich, though...
Well. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteBut did HE get the last babka on Seinfeld? I think not!
ReplyDeleteYou totally trump the guy.
I wonder if he's buying water now?
Money won't save you when you're hit by a bus, I always say.
ReplyDeleteSo where's that bus? Need to point it at that idiot...er...guy....
I love you, asshole
ReplyDeleteyou ain't no asshole i my book, suzy... but i guess a few bucks in the bank would be nice in today's circumstances...
ReplyDeletebut you're a nice asshole who paid for his water!!
ReplyDeleteJeez Suz, who ain't you fucked?
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