This is the 'old' Martha Jane and Celebrity Fit Club's Ant. It was taken over 2 years ago here in LA. MJ is a friend of mine who lives in Honolulu and always signs off her comments with Aloha. She's also the longest reader of my blog, poor thing. (that sentence is crafted poorly so bite me)MJ's really acting in the picture below because Ant? She's not a fan. Look at her eyes boring into me saying I HATE YOU because I made them stand together and I KNEW she had a problem with him. But it made for a better picture, no? Something to laugh at later? Hello? Anyone? This is the 'new' Martha Jane. She just lost 50 pounds and got a new haircut.
" I have no problem w/you putting in the “fat photo” from the comedy reunion. Oh, and you might want to say that what really “stunned” me was when I was at Costco trying to load a 40-pound box of cat litter into the market basket. I could barely hoist it. Then it dawned on me. I HAD BEEN CARRYING AROUND 10 MORE POUNDS THAN THAT! WHAT HAD I DONE TO MYSELF?
How did this all happen? Basically, I have figured out that aliens invaded my brain, insidiously like spyware or a computer virus, causing me to ignore my body. Mercifully, the aliens apparently retreated and maybe went to someone else’s brain (perhaps Kirstie Alley’s, I don’t know).
The way I did it was Weight Watchers, which as you may know, has a plan that does not forbid adult beverages. You just have to count their points. Some people like their other plan which is all-you-can-eat-of-certain-foods-but-no-booze. Puh-leezzzeee. I’ve never been one who is into suffering of any kind. But it’s taken me over a year and a half to do it and I have 20 more to go."