This is the 'new' Martha Jane. She just lost 50 pounds and got a new haircut.
" I have no problem w/you putting in the “fat photo” from the comedy reunion. Oh, and you might want to say that what really “stunned” me was when I was at Costco trying to load a 40-pound box of cat litter into the market basket. I could barely hoist it. Then it dawned on me. I HAD BEEN CARRYING AROUND 10 MORE POUNDS THAN THAT! WHAT HAD I DONE TO MYSELF?How did this all happen? Basically, I have figured out that aliens invaded my brain, insidiously like spyware or a computer virus, causing me to ignore my body. Mercifully, the aliens apparently retreated and maybe went to someone else’s brain (perhaps Kirstie Alley’s, I don’t know).
The way I did it was Weight Watchers, which as you may know, has a plan that does not forbid adult beverages. You just have to count their points. Some people like their other plan which is all-you-can-eat-of-certain-foods-but-no-booze. Puh-leezzzeee. I’ve never been one who is into suffering of any kind. But it’s taken me over a year and a half to do it and I have 20 more to go."
Cheers MJ!
Weight Watchers
Congrats MJ! My friend was doing weight watchers and she used to take her points calculator with her to the liquor store to figure the points on different wines. It was hysterical.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you're being really smart about taking off the weight MJ and I applaud you. BTW, you look wonderful and healthy!
ReplyDeleteI love the first photo, the look of I'm going to kill you is classic! Congrats to your weight loss! I'm a firm believer in WW, carrying on extra 35lb around like a new baby. Good luck with your last little bit left you look amazing.
ReplyDeleteA true transformation. I also agree that WW is the only weightloss system that works. It helped me lose 50 lbs. of baby weight.
ReplyDeleteLooking great!
Way to go, Martha Jane! That's impressive. And I love how your comments are always signed with Aloha. Makes me happy.
ReplyDeleteMizz MJ, your expression in that first photo is priceless...a sort of "Hurry up and take the damn shot!" combined with "I can shoot lasers out of my eyes..." and "Where's my magnifying glass...I see an ant..."
ReplyDeleteWell done, ma'am, on the weight loss - but could you please take back your aliens? I think they're burrowing into my brain, and I really don't need my fifty-acre ass back...I like it better when it's forty-six acres. Now you can't park a bus in its shadow, just a small camper.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K (who also smiles at the "Aloha", for what it's worth)
MJ looks fantastic! And yeah - something that says "no alcohol" is not going to last long for me......
ReplyDeleteMJ is an inspiration. And I need to be inspired.
ReplyDeleteWowie! Well done :)
ReplyDeletethat is awesome Congratulations
ReplyDeleteAloha indeed! Way to go MJ. I'm back on the diet wagon myself - low carb for me and my bitch-arse Polycystic Ovary Body. I had lost 80lbs - had two kids and regained 30 so now - 30 to go! Pfff! (and yes, back ON the carbs put the weight back on). Anyone read this far? $100 for you.
ReplyDeleteBoss Of Everything Except Carbs xxoo
congrats to her!!!! I also heard from a friend that the weight watchers on line program is KICK ASS.
ReplyDeleteI'm heading over to check it out. I need to lose 20!! By july 23.
I mean by next week.
(I really do love ant...........sue me...)
wait- will they let me have chips?
ReplyDeleteWow she looks great, but I think the aliens invaded my brain. I gained 30 lbs in one month a couple of years ago and it is taking me 30 years to loose 1 pound.
ReplyDeleteway to go, mj... do whatever works for you!
ReplyDeletemethinks suzy stays slim with... sex ;)
Wow!
ReplyDeleteThanks everybody, I am going to use your enthusiasm to get the other 20 off! One trick that I learned (and God knows if it's really scientific, but it has been working for me) is that you should eat your major carbs mid-day. Okay, so I have a pasta lunch (or major sandwich for lunch) frequently, but then I have dinner which is basically veg and protein (and, of course, wine, for cholesteral-lowering-purposes only HA). I guess the thing is that you then have a lot of hours to work off the carbs, even if it's only going from the computer to the fridge for another Diet 7-Up or whatever.
Aloha,
MJ
That takes guts and a lot of effort! Kudos to her!
ReplyDeleteholy shit she looks great! and i agree- I find him annoying as diarrhea. )just 'cause shit is not really annoying if you think about it- its just a fact of life- diarrhea however CAN be annoying and an inconvenience all at the same time)
ReplyDeleteI think I have found some inspiration! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY thought that was Erik Estrada.
ReplyDeleteTwenty years ago.
Thirty years ago.
Yeay MJ!
Erik Estrada? Ok. That's my line in the sand...Congrats MJ...and Suzi, I never ever knew MJ had an issue with me...that should speak volumes.
ReplyDeleteAloha
ANT
Suzy, you drugging that woman's coffee with weight-reducing laxatives? You're sweet....
ReplyDeleteGreat job MJ, you look wonderful. WW does work. I've lost 20 so far but sometimes lose my motivation for a while and have to struggle to get it back.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
SHE LOOKS GREAAAAT!
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