Thursday, December 11, 2008

Leslie's Backyard

These are their free-range chickens, which is Spanish for fat-free, tasteless and stringy. They eat air and snow and are the Nicole Ritchie of chickens:
These were the other two comedians on the bill with me: These are all "Outside Animals." They have 12 tons of fur and can't come indoors since then they wouldn't be able to cope outdoors and know I will shave them to make a throw out of their coats. You think this gorgeous calico below on the right would give me her coat? NO. Cats are really selfish.
This is Leslie's house, where all these animals live on 80 acres:
This is the barn where Leslie made me stay:
End of chat.


  1. You seem to be REALLY enjoying yourself!

  2. Tres bucolic! (which is really an ugly looking and sounding word, never thought about that before. Maybe since you mentioned the "Nicole Richey of chickens" it's remining me of bulimic, whihc is not pastoral at all.)

  3. Makes me want to go write some poetry. But I won't.

  4. Anonymous3:47 AM

    no working windows for your bungalow/cabana?

  5. Hey...are you sure you're not at my parents' place???

  6. Anonymous7:50 PM

    Those chicken just have a high metabolism. Just ask Rachel Zoe.

  7. Anonymous7:47 PM