My Book, Celebrity sTalker, Is Out

My memoir, Celebrity sTalker, is out today, Friday the 14th of Dear God What Was I Thinking.

Anyone who calls writing a book a labor of love is lying. It's hard. It will wake you up in the middle of the night when you suddenly discover a better word for *the* and MUST write it down immediately. Only after you write it down and go back to bed you think, I should probably just open the file and type it in. And after you do that you realize you should pull out the jump drive and back up the file because the odds of your computer breaking down now that the book is done ARE VERY HIGH.

But I digress.

This is one of the pictures that didn't make it into the book because I forgot I had it. It's me and Larry David, from Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, taken in 1988 at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York. I have no idea what we were laughing about but it probably had something to do with me trying to kiss Larry on the lips and him also wanting that to happen. Never.

But Larry himself made it into the book and I talk about the many times I worked with him. I will always be grateful to be included in one of the most iconic TV shows in the history of television. My best friend, Dennison Samaroo, and I often talk about how it doesn't matter if whatever we do outside of show business is forgotten because we're in IMDb.com and will live on forever. We should probably apologize for that, but won't.

The paperback ($12.99) is here and it's also on Kindle ($4.99) or you can buy one directly from me ($700). Now don't those Amazon prices look like a bargain?