Friday, December 14, 2012

My Book, Celebrity sTalker, Is Out

My memoir, Celebrity sTalker, is out today, Friday the 14th of Dear God What Was I Thinking.

Anyone who calls writing a book a labor of love is lying. It's hard. It will wake you up in the middle of the night when you suddenly discover a better word for *the* and MUST write it down immediately. Only after you write it down and go back to bed you think, I should probably just open the file and type it in. And after you do that you realize you should pull out the jump drive and back up the file because the odds of your computer breaking down now that the book is done ARE VERY HIGH.

But I digress.

This is one of the pictures that didn't make it into the book because I forgot I had it. It's me and Larry David, from Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, taken in 1988 at Caroline's Comedy Club in New York. I have no idea what we were laughing about but it probably had something to do with me trying to kiss Larry on the lips and him also wanting that to happen. Never.

But Larry himself made it into the book and I talk about the many times I worked with him. I will always be grateful to be included in one of the most iconic TV shows in the history of television. My best friend, Dennison Samaroo, and I often talk about how it doesn't matter if whatever we do outside of show business is forgotten because we're in and will live on forever. We should probably apologize for that, but won't.

The paperback ($12.99) is here and it's also on Kindle ($4.99) or you can buy one directly from me ($700). Now don't those Amazon prices look like a bargain?


  1. I'm so thrilled, proud, excited, anxious. Ordering it later today, along with Rodney's.

    Will tweet more after all this sad CT stuff is done with. I am just too overwhelmed at the newsfeed right now to get back on.

    It makes me cry, Suzy. I wish I didn't have to know this was happening.

    Congratulations on your book, I have long wanted something from you b/c you tell a story like no one else does. I knew that when I found your blog over 3 years ago and spent until 3 am. in your archives.

  2. Congratulations! I've emailed my employers asking for a Christmas bonus so I can buy directly from you.

  3. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU are an amazing writer, and someone I I wanted to see succeed!!! Karma is awesome.

    Now, champagne for EVERYONE!!!!

  4. Good luck with the whole shebang!!! Congrats on finishing

  5. Woo Hoo! Off to Kindle, Baby!


  6. Two clicks and it's in my Kindle Libe. Congrats Suzy!

  7. Congrats Suzy! So excited for you. I will download it to my ipad.

  8. SUPER CONGRATULATIONS!! (I'm not sure what that means, but I think it means I'm really happy for you!)

    And what Vodka Mom said.

  9. Brilliant! Such a great read. Literally could not put it down.

  10. Congratulations, Suzy! Don't know if you remember me but definitely wanted to wish you when I heard about your book!!

  11. Congratulations on your publication! As soon as I get my Kindle, I'll download a copy! Although if I don't get a Kindle soon, I may have to buy a paper version.

    Either way, I'm looking forward to an entertaining read...

  12. Why does Larry look older then?? I am so impressed by your work and can't wait to read it. I've already heard from those I trust that it's a great laugh.

    Notice I didn't use the word 'the' because I couldn't think of a better word for it.


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