Thursday, December 04, 2008

Hey Party Poopers

When are you going to start sending in your ugly Christmas sweater pictures? Did I mention it was THIS December and there are prizes?

I'm currently flying over some god forsaken part of the country and hate anyone who's sleeping right now. WHICH IS PROBABLY EVERYONE.

Remember the good old days, when Britney was psycho and then disappeared from sight? WHY IS SHE BACK? Who can I call to STOP THIS? Miley Cyrus?

End of chat.


  1. I don't think you can stop Brit from not being crazy (again), but you sure as hell can push Miley in that direction, and let me tell ya, sweetie, it's a SHORT FREAKIN' JOURNEY...

    btw, I'm awake and have been all day, so I'm with you on that one Suzy babes...

  2. Does ugly christmas t-shirt count? I accidently on-purpose left all of my ugly christmas sweaters with my ex-husband when we got divorced. he.

  3. I'm sorry - I don't own a sweater. Not a one - I'm a human furnace and don't often wear long sleeves at all.

    I may have some fairly horrible Christmas socks around here, though...

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K (who is pretending there is no Brtiney Whoever, for sanity's sake)

  4. I have been WAITING for this contest since last year. I thought since I had a whole year I could certainly unearth the most hideous of all sweatercreatures in all the land. Alas, no. I can find no Christmas sweater. I'm still looking, but I think the sweatercreatures must be on to us.

  5. First I have to wait for it to arrive from my MIL and then take a picture before I give it to Goodwill.

  6. I'm sure I was awake, I am awake entirely too much.
    I have not forgotten the contest, picture coming soon!

  7. Anonymous3:05 PM

    I thought Miley was on Brit's heels...or just about. But for Brit's kid's sake, I do hope she gets her shit together and keeps it together.

  8. Sorry Suzy, I have burned all the ugly Christmas sweaters. Yes, the bear with the Santa hat and the fuzzy snowmen with the neon pom-pom buttons.

    I could snap a photo of the Snoopy Santa socks I have on today.

  9. I don't own an ugly Christmas sweater, but I do have Reindeer socks which are quite hideous.

  10. If I knew that Suzy Soro was on my flight, I'd make sure that NO ONE was asleep. But then, I'd also insist that you entertain us. How was Ohio???

  11. Anonymous7:18 AM

    Here's my submission...

  12. The only thing Hollywood loves more than an embrassing melt down is a glorious comeback.

    Miley Cyrus, I don't know, there's a lot of pervs out there.

    Hi, I'm Donny and I run a love advice blog. If I don't get 15 hits each day, it doesn't count towards my community service. Stop by if you have time.

  13. Anonymous7:48 PM