Thursday, April 02, 2009

My New Mantra

"I'm going to take some Xanax and do it this afternoon." That's my current answer to everything.

DID YOU EAT BREAKFAST?
DID YOU TAKE A SHOWER?
DID YOU GET DRESSED?
DID YOU CLEAN YOUR HOUSE?
DID YOUR TELL YOUR SISTER SHE'S ADOPTED?

12 comments:

  1. hummmm don't answer each question with a xanex please...who would we have left in Hollywood Really to keep us all informed. Take car but enjoy the one ;-0 xoxo

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  2. Anonymous11:10 AM

    S,
    I think perhaps Xanex is not the right "medicine" for you. Maybe the Vicodin was better.
    Aloha,
    MJ
    P.S. If I hear you're going on the natch and getting energy from Spirulina or wheatgrass juice or whatever, I will notify the authorities that an imposter is living in your apartment.

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  3. Nothing makes the day go by like Xanax in the morning. :)

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  4. Suzy - I'm with you and
    Gladys, naturally.

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  5. I've just found my new word for "x" tomorrow in kindergarten.

    thanks.


    (now pass the damn bottle)

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  6. I'm going to have to start using that now. That's a great answer to just about every question!

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  7. I'm here for the new post. Where is it??? Hello???

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  8. I admire your problem solving skills. I'm going to borrow the part where you take the xanax but i'm not going to do anything else.

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  9. I gave you a trainwreck award. Congratulations, and condolences. ;)

    (I actually consider it the highest form of compliment)

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  10. I think just checking this list every other day is okay too.

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  11. I like this mantra. I may recite it to help me fall asleep for my nap.

    By the way, my answer to all the world's problems is "bed rest". Seems to work for me.

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