So if those last 4 posts didn't convince you I was funny and needed your vote in the Blogger's Choice Awards, let me give you a few more reasons:
1. Yesterday my mother asked me how to spell my first name.
2. My dog died.
3. In 1991.
4. I have ear rocks.
I think we're done here.
Friday, April 17, 2009
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wait, you have ROCKS IN YOUR EARS?
ReplyDeleteWax in your ears?
I can't hear you, there is something in my ear.....
LOL ur mom sounds just as funny as you are ;-)
ReplyDeletemy mother row calls with me standing there..she goes thru about 6 names, before she tells me "I don't give a rip"
I voted for you three damn times!!And I'm the laziest one out there!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is wrong with people!?!
It won't let me vote. Something about criminals don't have any righs. ;)
ReplyDeleteI tried to vote again and it wouldn't let me.
ReplyDeleteFine. So here. I put your button in a post on my blog. Maybe that'll get you, oh I don't know, four more?
ReplyDeleteYou are just so funny! I was so damn scared to leave you a comment before, but now I just had to!! I did vote for you and hope you win!
ReplyDeleteI voted. Now take the slivers out from under my fingernails.
ReplyDelete1. Yesterday my mother asked me how to spell my first name... Next time she asks, rem to say 'Sure, mom, you spell it: 'M' 'Y' 'F' 'I' 'R' 'S' 'T' 'N' 'A' 'M' 'E'.
ReplyDelete;-)
Vodka Mom got potatoes in her ears. Why? Cos she was squeezin' 'em to try and make vodka. Christ, I wish she'd stop listening to old Russian folk stories about how vodka is made....
ReplyDeleteI can't remember how to spell my kids' names either. I like your mom.
ReplyDeletei can't vote more'n once, either :(
ReplyDeletesadness in wuffydom: the pups that were to be born earlier this week were absorbed into their mother's system... earliest i can get a pup now is late summer, early fall :(
E voted for you too! Maybe they are gold nuggets in your ear.
ReplyDeleteI just went in a voted as an old boyfriend. He's a dick, but he knows what's funny.
ReplyDeletesince i never got to date a LA chic - i voted for your humor blog but i am still most obnoxious blogger - or atleast working on it.
ReplyDeleteI too am a Z type - just a very attractive one. You get my vote.
ReplyDeleteEar rocks? Sounds painful.
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