We arrive at the Beverly Hills Hilton fresh from my sister's elegant white BMW and as she rushes ahead of me I manage to fall off my right shoe, stumble backward, tumble off the curb, lose the shoe ENTIRELY, start yelling for help, try to turn my shoe over with my toe - fail -and watch as the tourists lined up to see the stars START TAKING PICTURES OF ME. Finally Lindy retrieved me from the gutter and I gimped over to the group of picture takers and hissed, that better NOT end up on You Tube.
We signed in and were directed to the V.I.P. section where there was an open bar and once inside we were close to the stage. And YES my ex was there but I didn't see him. His name was all over the program as he was doing some rather big things for the event.
Sidebar: I've already posted pics of him on this blog, during the Christmas era 2 years ago? When we lived in New York and dressed my dog as Santa Claus. Have I EVER had a life?
The ubiquitous one-armed sleeve in neon, and I do mean NEON, which hardly shows in this photo of artist Kait Matthews. Of course I nearly knocked her over so I had to explain why I was a Wonk Walker. She proffered her card and said, "E-mail me, my fiance is a doctor with a big heart. I want you to talk to him for FREE. " I would marry her if I didn't already have VodkaMom as my albatross wife and you know, if Kait wasn't all engaged to a man and shit.
It might be hard to tell but these girls, best friends, are both over 6 feet and one of them is a top model here in L.A. Which one? The Blonde or The Brunette?
Lindy won the table flower setting and gave it to this woman, Auntie V, part of our late friend Janet's family.
We signed in and were directed to the V.I.P. section where there was an open bar and once inside we were close to the stage. And YES my ex was there but I didn't see him. His name was all over the program as he was doing some rather big things for the event.
Sidebar: I've already posted pics of him on this blog, during the Christmas era 2 years ago? When we lived in New York and dressed my dog as Santa Claus. Have I EVER had a life?
The ubiquitous one-armed sleeve in neon, and I do mean NEON, which hardly shows in this photo of artist Kait Matthews. Of course I nearly knocked her over so I had to explain why I was a Wonk Walker. She proffered her card and said, "E-mail me, my fiance is a doctor with a big heart. I want you to talk to him for FREE. " I would marry her if I didn't already have VodkaMom as my It might be hard to tell but these girls, best friends, are both over 6 feet and one of them is a top model here in L.A. Which one? The Blonde or The Brunette?
Lindy won the table flower setting and gave it to this woman, Auntie V, part of our late friend Janet's family.Yeah, now you're thinking my sister is all nice and shit and have already forgotten she trampled me and then pushed me into the gutter.
More to come.
You can look at it as falling in the gutter or finding your groove.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to google your name now to see if any fallen photos are out there yet.
(sorry.)
My glamorous life involves going to the PTA dinner party. The theme was Polynesia. Fat guys in Hawaiian shirts. So even if you did wind up on YouTube as a calamity, your night topped mine by far.
ReplyDeleteSo Suzy I see you took my advice and took purse liquor, but you are suppose to wait until you get there to start drinking it.
ReplyDeleteSo what with you falling in the gutter and such will we be seeing you on Dr. Drew? ;)
I'm going with the blonde--I think the brunette is prettier, but many models seem to be not quite so pretty as just possessed of a certain something.
ReplyDeleteThey are both beautiful. I'll guess the blonde because she is closed mouth smiling.
ReplyDeleteI want to see pics of you! Did you sneak in meat?
My sister would've pretended not to know me (she'd also have had the driver collect $$ from the photo-snappers)
ReplyDeletePlease be sure to post any video of the event on your blog. Should be awesome....
ReplyDeleteSuzy, you should have broken out your wheelchair and boot! You'd have been pushed around, (in a nice way), avoided the gutters and taken home flowers!
ReplyDeleteholy shit I KNEW you would make me proud!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't even THINK about two timing me with that girl with the doctor. (Um, what's her number????)
I am always falling like that. If there is a curb to trip over then I will be on the ground!
ReplyDeleteI saw the picture of the neon dress and all I could think of was I need some booze.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to post pictures of yourself? I'd love to see what you were wearing.
YOU are the one I just saw on Perez Hilton's site, white shoes, the gutter, hair flying, OMG!! He he, what fun it would have been. I am guessing the fair haired girl is the model. Looked like Lindsay Lohan a bit. How the other half live. If you dont want that free doctor's appointment can I take it?
ReplyDeleteI'm just catching up on your posts while we're on vacation... tell me there's a YouTube video of this. The funniest. thing. ever. would be for you to do some sort of voiceover for it talking from the "inside your head" perspective. Glad you weren't hurt!
ReplyDeleteWandered over from Ann's Rants ...
ReplyDelete*sigh* And a big night out for me is dinner at Montana's and shopping at Walmart. You ask if you've ever had a life? Me ... I KNOW I'll never have one!