Well shoot, sugar, I'd pay it...only I'd have to smash the Evil Genius' piggy bank and count it out in pennies...and he's a mean tempered little...erm...darlin'...when it comes to his money!
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Well shoot, sugar, I'd pay it...only I'd have to smash the Evil Genius' piggy bank and count it out in pennies...and he's a mean tempered little...erm...darlin'...when it comes to his money!
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Found you on Vodka Mom. I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. Now I have to watch them all over again and look for you.
ReplyDeleteDid you get to call Larry a four-eyed fuck?
Kidnapped?? Hell- you were easy. Bottle of vodka and a funny story was all it took.
ReplyDelete(thanks again.....I owe ya....)
All I have left is $2.99. Does that mean I'm out of a job???
ReplyDeleteWhat??? Vodka Mom is over here commenting?? Bitch.
ReplyDeleteI only have $2.63 in my wallet. Does she take debit cards?
ReplyDeleteI can get PLENTY of money out of the kids' piggy banks! It's a little sticky and gummy but it all spends the same, right?
ReplyDeleteWill she take a check?
ReplyDeleteI am still waiting for my bailout. Not the posting of bail in order to get out of the big house.
ReplyDeleteWe're flinging all our money at the vet these days- but we're rooting for you.
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