Monday, March 02, 2009

How Low Can We Go?

I don't know where this street is. Maybe in hell?

The problem seems to be that these people in the picture below refuse to get a job. You cannot go in for an interview if all you have to show is genitalia. Seriously, put on a suit.

I remember when I was working every week. This picture was taken at The Improv, yet another club that threw me out after 3 years and a hundred Amstel Lights.
Shaq was in the club one night when Joy Behar and Mario Cantone were in town. You know Cantone from Sex and the City and the fact that he did THIS to me at Eve Behar's wedding. Rude.

End of chat.

13 comments:

  1. As low as you want: is that a Henry the Dog wannabe rollin' around up there???

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  2. It is depressing, isn't it? I'm going to have to switch to a cheaper wine...

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  3. Oh that street does reflect a sad state of affairs!
    Enjoying your blog :)

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  4. wait, is someone going low???

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  5. I would have shaved or something........

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  6. Hey, at least that street still has the signs up. That shows there's still hope - wherever it is. Some places don't even bother to put the signs out any more. They just set the house on fire when they leave.

    (Did you ever give Shaq his glasses back?)

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  7. EIther Shaq is HUGE, or you are wee.

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  8. If only showing your genitals would get us a job.

    Oh, wait, I'm sure it can.

    That little rat bastard Cantone! Too bad I love him so much or I'd help devise a plan to help you get your vase back.
    If he even still has it...

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  9. That sounds exactly like something Mario Cantone would do. Have you gotten your revenge yet or you still plotting?

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  10. Ef'n Cantone. But I like the pink vase! Who is the puppy?

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  11. I would kill to meet Joy Behar... as a matter of fact I'm going to NYC at the end of the month.. How do you get on the VIEW??? hahahahaa.. I just love it when she bitches out Elizabeth..

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  12. Saw Shaq once at the Wet 'n Wild Water Park in Vegas years ago (it's been razed for new development). Anyway, I remember that Shaq looked like the center of a float, surrounded by his coterie of admirers. He went down one of the slides with his buddy who also weighed 300 pounds. That thing shook and shimmied as they went down it TOGETHER but it held up. Thank goodness.

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