I want to thank Vodka Mom for what she did for me yesterday. Her support has been exemplary, unflagging and codependent generous. I wish she lived closer to me so I could fall off the wagon and help her beat certain grownups to a pulp. Because we're married, prison won't be a problem for us. Especially me.
And thank you to all her readers who voted for me and followed me because they're afraid of her.
Seriously, I'm very grateful.
Now, will any of you pay my rent? Unbelievably it's due every month. Rude.
I'm a standup comic. My first book, Celebrity sTalker, is now available on Amazon. I've entertained the troops for the USO and performed in 8 countries and 24 states. I'm also the co-creator of Single, Married & Divorced. You might have seen me on Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm.