Wednesday, June 03, 2009

All (H)ale Vodka Mom

I want to thank Vodka Mom for what she did for me yesterday. Her support has been exemplary, unflagging and codependent generous. I wish she lived closer to me so I could fall off the wagon and help her beat certain grownups to a pulp. Because we're married, prison won't be a problem for us. Especially me.

And thank you to all her readers who voted for me and followed me because they're afraid of her.

Seriously, I'm very grateful.

Now, will any of you pay my rent? Unbelievably it's due every month. Rude.

End of chat.

22 comments:

  1. Oh, pleeeease....co-dependency/ personal support/promotion from a person with no CASH?? What, it's just LOVE or somethin'?

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  2. btw Suzy will your car make the drive to Vodka Mom's? Otherwise, y'know, I'll have to ask the Mormons for a lift or somethin'....

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  3. She's an amazing person isn't she?

    OH! and I will pay your rent, if you pay my taxes on my house AND my mortgage ;)

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  4. PS.. I forgot to vote for you yesterday in BC.. but I did today

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  5. no thanks necessary- but the whole beating up the meanies?


    do it.

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  6. Suzy:
    You + VodkaMom = Super Heroes

    get the uniforms
    work the super powers
    save the day
    or at least make the next five minutes awesome

    Peace - Rene

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  7. She is a gem, isn't she... and it's important to be her FRIEND and not her enemy! ;-)

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  8. Wow...you guys need to get a room...haha

    I want to thank Suzy for following my blog and being supportive when I was raising my baby birds. :)

    You're the best!!

    Phil

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  9. Yes, I agree with all the comments sooo far...will get back to you when I don't ;-)

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  10. Now that she's living in OREGON instead of where she used to live it will be so much easier to visit her.

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  11. Jenn stole my comment. I was totally going to say that.

    Now I have nothing.

    Nothing.

    *sigh*

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  12. Suzy. . . How funny you are!!!

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  13. It's so nice to have a supportive spouse.

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  14. It's so nice to have a supportive spouse.

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  15. Anonymous11:26 AM

    S,
    Vodka Mom rocks. Even the name says it all.
    Aloha,
    MJ

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  16. count on the wuff too, vm ;)

    no prison time for self-defense!

    as for rent due monthly, not only rude but also greedy :(

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  17. I'm with Darsden...plus that was easier to write considering the amount of vodka I have ingested this evening.

    Nite, nite.

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  18. What?! About the rent being due every month?! ARGH!

    I hate that too.

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  19. She's pretty cool, I must say, and yes, I voted for you :). Thanks for stopping by my blog and following me and pressuring me to vote! XXOO

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