Friday, April 17, 2009

It's Everybody Can Bite Me Friday!

So if those last 4 posts didn't convince you I was funny and needed your vote in the Blogger's Choice Awards, let me give you a few more reasons:

1. Yesterday my mother asked me how to spell my first name.

2. My dog died.

3. In 1991.

4. I have ear rocks.

I think we're done here.

17 comments:

  1. wait, you have ROCKS IN YOUR EARS?

    Wax in your ears?

    I can't hear you, there is something in my ear.....

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  2. LOL ur mom sounds just as funny as you are ;-)

    my mother row calls with me standing there..she goes thru about 6 names, before she tells me "I don't give a rip"

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  3. I voted for you three damn times!!And I'm the laziest one out there!!!

    What the hell is wrong with people!?!

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  4. It won't let me vote. Something about criminals don't have any righs. ;)

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  5. I tried to vote again and it wouldn't let me.

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  6. Fine. So here. I put your button in a post on my blog. Maybe that'll get you, oh I don't know, four more?

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  7. You are just so funny! I was so damn scared to leave you a comment before, but now I just had to!! I did vote for you and hope you win!

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  8. I voted. Now take the slivers out from under my fingernails.

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  9. 1. Yesterday my mother asked me how to spell my first name... Next time she asks, rem to say 'Sure, mom, you spell it: 'M' 'Y' 'F' 'I' 'R' 'S' 'T' 'N' 'A' 'M' 'E'.


    ;-)

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  10. Vodka Mom got potatoes in her ears. Why? Cos she was squeezin' 'em to try and make vodka. Christ, I wish she'd stop listening to old Russian folk stories about how vodka is made....

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  11. I can't remember how to spell my kids' names either. I like your mom.

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  12. i can't vote more'n once, either :(

    sadness in wuffydom: the pups that were to be born earlier this week were absorbed into their mother's system... earliest i can get a pup now is late summer, early fall :(

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  13. E voted for you too! Maybe they are gold nuggets in your ear.

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  14. I just went in a voted as an old boyfriend. He's a dick, but he knows what's funny.

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  15. since i never got to date a LA chic - i voted for your humor blog but i am still most obnoxious blogger - or atleast working on it.

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  16. I too am a Z type - just a very attractive one. You get my vote.

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  17. Ear rocks? Sounds painful.

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