Thursday, August 27, 2009

I Do Not Have Bonnie Hunt's Mother

I'm still processing the 3 months of mom being in town trying to kill me and my sister with her death ray. It might be tomorrow that I talk about it, or over the weekend or Monday or WHEN THE XANAX IS GONE.


  1. Speaking of your Mom, do they really close France down and that is why she comes over to visit so long.

    Love that sign I want one. Is that yours at your house ;-)

  2. -->When does your Mom say bon voyage?

  3. Anonymous1:10 PM

    It gets so much harder the older we get to be tolerant. When's the launch back date?

  4. When you are ready to talk we are all ears...

    Meantime hit that whole tab and bliss out...

    Peace - Rene

  5. The xanax delivery man just left my house. I gave him your address.

  6. VodkaMom did you a favor, when the delivery gets to your address, send him here next! I just hit a speedbump in the road of life and think maybe I could use something "mellowing".

  7. I'd like some xanax, too.

    And I understand about your mother. I really, really do.

  8. I just love that sign and bet it's in your house!

    Tell the xanax delivery man to come by my house too, after he leaves Sharon's.

  9. Ohhhhh, this oughta be good.

  10. Oh, shit. I've got to refill my xanax. I only have one left. Totally true. You just saved some lives, Suzy!

  11. You should arrange for her to take a little trip to the NC. I have a guest room that is very private... and yet very accessible to my four kiddos... who will think they won the grandma lottery and assault her with requests to color/play cards/teach them to sew/bake with them.

    She might last a week. Upon her retur she will kiss your feet and be fully appreciative of the peace.

    Just let me know when she's coming.

    Or hey! YOU should move to NC. It's closer to get to France from this coast :)

    Alrighty. I think I am done here for today.

    Au revoir.