Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Why Does Everyone Look Better Than Me?

I'm always happy when I get an email from someone who wants to buy a tee shirt. Especially a person I didn't force to buy one, like most of the other people who bought them under duress.

This is Tricia, also known as Sassy Pants Momma.  She has the funniest tag line of any blog I've ever read. 

The most annoying thing about this tee shirt is that it looks good on everyone but me. It even looks better on the assorted dogs, Elmo's and mannequins that people have sent in. I'd like to say it's because my enormous rack stretches it out and makes me look like I have porn star 44 GG's but having seen some of the racks under some of these Teeshirters, that's a lie. Not that I've actually seen these racks in the flesh. Purely over the shirt speculation when I drive by their homes and look inside with my binoculars.

I forgot where that sentence was going and should call out a search party on it.

Tricia's up on my sidebar where she will stay until someone else sends in a picture of them wearing it JUGGLING JENN I'M TALKING TO YOU. I hope you have a good book, Tricia, you're going to be there for a while.


  1. As soon as I saw that photo, I was saying to myself (as I do on a weekly basis) "I need to put on that t-shirt and have my daughter take my photo!"

    Also? The pressure is really on for me to look terrific in that shirt.

  2. I can't afford a t-shirt so I will never be cool. *whimper*


  3. *sigh*

    sweet memories of when it was our turn to rock this T shirt.

    No one did it better than Baby E.


  4. So, you look like Sofia in the earlier post? (if so then maybe if you put up more pictures you'd get more followers)

    Don't do it for me, I come for the thoughts anyway, photos like that are available anywhere while laughter is original.

  5. Big-busted women look HORRIBLE in crew neck T-shirts. It's only you small-breasted tarts with your cutesy A and B cups that look good in those things.

    Bitter? Why, yes...yes, I am. How could you tell?

    I'm waiting for the V-neck version, thanks.

  6. And you probably didn't need to edit Tricia's pic to make her tall and thin. (sobbing)

  7. I love my t-shirt and my rack looks good in it. Just sayin'.

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