Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Letterman Joins Conan In The Big Baby Wars


Just when we thought the self-annointed important boys of late night had stopped marking their territory along comes Letterman to threaten any celebrity with banishment if they appear on Leno first.

Oh Dave.

Really?

Why don't you ban really important things like bloggers who post poetry and memes? Or recipes for gruel? Or people who, don't know, how, to use, commas correctly?

Dave, don't make me come down there.

28 comments:

  1. You just invoked a mental image of Letterman peeing on celebs to mark his territory. I wouldn't put it past him.

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  2. Well HELL'S BELLS!!! I just did a WHOLE post on gruel! Damnit.
    (I did keep out the poetry, though I considered finding a Super Bowl poem)

    Therefor ... I resemble those comments!!!

    Of course Letterman's getting in on the action, he can't effectively pull a Bill Clinton anymore!

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  3. So I guess Dave will be left to interviewing his Mom & dog on every show.

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  4. Mmmmmmmm Daaaaaaaaave. Looks like Llyle the Intern has been pimpin' Dave.

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  5. WAY too much PR on celebrities in our country. Way too much.

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  6. Go down there. Seriously. Please.

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  7. So are you delaying your Leno appearance or not?

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  8. Of course, all the ridiculous posturing is just designed to get more publicity and increase ratings, right?

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  9. Wow. I always learn something here.

    I had no idea Letterman was that damn scrawny.

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  10. That's Dave's head on Conan's body, right?

    Love your PhotoShop skillz!

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  11. Anonymous10:17 AM

    S,
    What difference does banishment make when they have almost no female comics and not many male comics either? For your late night viewing, hello, "Chelsea Lately," and hello, "Joy Behar." Each one has comics nightly, and many females.
    In sisterhood and aloha,
    MJ

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  12. Fuck you! I love memes. And I love you, too. But fuck you!

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  13. I only have to ask...who really cares?

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  14. I go to bed way too early to be seriously engaged on this topic.

    But you should go down there and do something to that old fool. Never liked him.

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  15. okay, I'm officially stopping watching any of these shows! I'll just work on my poetry and my punctuations!

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  16. They re ALL big fat babies!

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  17. oohhh I like this bad boy look Letterman has. . . and the tattooed arm?

    I don't watch late night TV. Can't causes me to have dark circles under my eyes and God knows I don't need anything looking old on me first thing in the morning.

    Yeah. . .really digging that bad boy look. Who is he now? David. . . who? LOL

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  19. Um, I was GOING to talk about how I'm a comma IDIOT, or bash Dave, but Anonymous just kind of trumped everything.



    What HE said.

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  20. I am sick of it all too ;-)

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  21. I think you're going to have to do it, Suzy. You're going to have to go down and kick Dave's ass. I mean, LOOK at him! trying to be all hip.

    How about a Top 10 Reasons You Need to Kick Dave's Ass post?

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  22. Well, I'm banned, I guess.

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  23. (and the low blow)
    Which of those shows have you been on? Blacklisted yet?

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  24. I like the top 10 reasons to kick Daves butt (pg sorry) and how about a Conan one too?

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  25. I never knew there was a right or wrong way to use commas. I thought you were supposed to just incorporate them into a sentence whenever it felt right. I also think that sometimes it's appropriate to call them comas.

    I don't mind that most entertainment news is about all of this late night talk show stuff. But that's probably because I don't read/watch the news.

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  26. There are recipes for gruel? Tell me where, I've been looking for a cheap skanky recipe ever since the recession hit.

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  27. snap! i write poetry and don't use correct punctuation...but go down there anyway and let him have it. lol.

    congrats on the goddess award!

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  28. This is what happens when office politics escape the office, eh?

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