Well at least it was still in the wrapper. Took the dogs out for their daily constistutional and found not one, no not two, but THREE yes count them THREE used tampons and one used condom on our road. What the phuck? If your flow is THAT heavy maybe you should wait until your period free or maybe just a semi colon before you do it.
Shit! I forgot there's a used condom in the leaf pile. I need to go burn it or throw it away so I don't have hear my ten year old remind me again that there's a condom in the leaf pile. Disturbing.
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Well at least it was still in the wrapper. Took the dogs out for their daily constistutional and found not one, no not two, but THREE yes count them THREE used tampons and one used condom on our road. What the phuck? If your flow is THAT heavy maybe you should wait until your period free or maybe just a semi colon before you do it.
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Cool program...I'll try to remember 'em next time I need to purchase condoms.
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Love your ECBMF post!
Hey, I found one of those in my dryer last week. It was empty.
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Just exactly where was this sign in L.A.? Was it a big sign?
ReplyDeleteShit! I forgot there's a used condom in the leaf pile. I need to go burn it or throw it away so I don't have hear my ten year old remind me again that there's a condom in the leaf pile. Disturbing.
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