My Coat Made It Before I Did

Remember my coat? This is me wearing it at an Anchorage, Alaska Zoo. I'm the one on the right.

Jedda Jones wearing it in our promo picture.

This is me putting on a brave face because the coat and I are going up over Bosnian airspace to do Meet and Greets to the soldiers.

This is the first hotel my coat and I stayed at in Seoul, South Korea. They heat the floors so it's like walking on toasted English Muffins when you get up. Unless you sleep with shoes and then you've got bigger problems than cold feet.

This is me and 3 other comedians in Banff, Canada. I had a matching hat. Gay, much?

Me and the coat and a not very funny comedian Leslie and I hired to work with us because we were desperate, getting into a limo in Reno, Nevada. This is Chase Masterson at Sundance this past weekend. You Sci-Fi freaks know her as Leeta from five years on Deep Space Nine. She borrowed my peripatetic coat and WireImage included these pictures of her wearing it in their Sundance coverage from the red carpet.

My boobs look practically as good as hers. If you squint. From across the street. And down the block. Or from Europe. Your choice. Although without my coat she's just another celebrity; don't you think? Yeah, I didn't think so.

End of chat.