Thursday, November 20, 2008

Finally, An Intelligent Post

This is my first pedicure since MARCH. I just don't feel right if I don't have mani-pedis. I'm a big girly girl. Plus I go commando, what's not to love? Shut up. Can you see the scars? One is below the right ankle. A little indentation. There's one on each side of the foot. Isn't this a fascinating post? The right foot is a little pinkishette. But you can barely see the scars and how many of you have now walked to your gun cabinet? I'm happy even though my hands are still numb and who has loaded their gun and aimed it at the monitor?

End of chat.

14 comments:

  1. You have beeyyoooootiful tootsies. I can't see one scar though I can certainly tell that the right foot is definitely pink. WTF? Inflammation? Infection? Do they still say the hand numbness is a pinched nerve? I so want you to feel better...

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  2. I don't see the scars either. Have your feet seen the sun lately?

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  3. You know, this is a most victorious post! You have feet again! And pretty ones, too.

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  4. You know you just made some Googleperv deliriously happy with this post...the only thing that would've made it better is if you were soaking your feet in, I dunno, baked beans or something.

    OK, so I know some weird people. Not that anything's wrong with that..

    Congrats on taking one more step along the road to feeling human again!

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K

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  5. I don't know about the rest of the free world but I was riveted and didn't once reach for the rifle cabinet. That, of course, could be the effect of the tranquilizers, but hey, I'm willing to bet it might not have been....

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  6. No Miss Heidi Supernurse I have not put the scars in the sun (makes scars worse in the first few most) The foot is pink. Maybe I shouldn't keep putting it in the oven every night?

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  7. Feets, don't fail you now!

    (I couldn't help myself...look at those cute wittle piggies!!)

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  8. I love the color! Of the polish I mean.

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  9. I have never seen feet with different sized big toes. Usually people have bilateral symmetry. Riveting.

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  10. I'm glad you're on the mend, bitch ;)

    You have boney feet like me, but I love the red toenails,

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  11. b4 you have an early turkey, I was kiddin' `bout the bitch remark. I'd follow you underwear.



    Sorry, I've been drinkin'

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  12. Let's run a few Suzy/Jami comparisons:

    Mani/pedi - check.
    Scars below the knee - check.
    Different sized feet - check.
    Different color feet - knee highs make them look the same so I can't tell.
    Red polish - not so much. I got mine chromed! (OK, silver polish.)

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  13. Yup.
    I can honestly say that if I had a foot fetish.
    I would pass these by.

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