SINGLE, MARRIED & DIVORCED - Last Cartoon

© Single, Married & Divorced

Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris
Written by Leslie Norris
Illustration by Andre Noel

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SINGLE, MARRIED & DIVORCED - Seventh Cartoon

"Men get gypped when we get engaged. We give you a diamond ring and you give us nothing."

"We'd like to get you something that means as much to you as a diamond means to us but we don't know where to find 19 year old virgins who understand football."

© Single, Married & Divorced

Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris
Written by Suzy Soro
Illustration by Andre Noel

SINGLE, MARRIED & DIVORCED - Sixth Cartoon

I don't think people should break up. I think the man should just die.

© Single, Married & Divorced

Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris.

Written by Suzy Soro.

Illustration by Andre Noel.

SINGLE, MARRIED & DIVORCED - Fifth Cartoon

Him: I don't want to date anyone smarter than me.

Her: I don't see why not, you'd have so many to choose from.

© Single, Married & Divorced

Jokes from the show Single, Married and Divorced, starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris.

Written by Leslie Norris.
Illustration by Andre Noel

SINGLE, MARRIED & DIVORCED - Fourth Cartoon

"My dog got really sick and I nursed him back to health, which made me realize that if I had taken better care of my first husband, he might be alive now too."

© Single, Married & Divorced

Jokes from the show Single, Married and Divorced, starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris. Written by Suzy Soro.
Illustration by Andre Noel

SINGLE, MARRIED & DIVORCED - Third Cartoon

© Single, Married & Divorced

Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced, starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris. Written by Suzy Soro.
Illustration by Andre Noel

SINGLE, MARRIED & DIVORCED - Second Cartoon

"Marriages work better in the animal kingdom. The bald eagle mates and remains faithful for life."
"I bet if he had some hair he'd be out screwing around."

© Single, Married & Divorced

Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced, starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris. Written by Suzy Soro.
Illustration by Andre Noel

SINGLE, MARRIED & DIVORCED - First Cartoon

Comedian and ex-beauty queen Leslie Norris and I toured the US with a group we created called Single, Married & Divorced. At one point, we were asked by a publisher to come up with a cartoon book which p.s. never got made. We worked with cartoonist Andre Noel, who did these wonderful illustrations, and the jokes are from our show.

"I'm glad I have one man who can give me everything I want. My girlfriend has to go out with two men. One is rich and handsome and has a great job and a fancy car, and the other one is straight."

© Single, Married & Divorced

Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris. Written by Leslie Norris.
Illustration by Andre Noel