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All you have to do to win my book is leave a comment and I'll pick a winner by July 15. Leave as many comments as you want. Try to leave them in English. No one likes a smart-ass.
My book has 68 Amazon reviews. Only one of them sucks. A woman from Florida. Probably another humor writer. Stupid humor writers. Stupid Florida.
I live in Florida. It is stupid. Thank God I didn't grow up here. I would be a white trash cracker, like the nasty smelling guy with a tiny dick who didn't care for your book.
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Me, me, me, me. And yes, Florida can be fairly stupid. That's because it's full of holidaying Texans.
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DeleteEr....Neal...can't say I agree with ya there. I am a Texan who went to Florida for work once and to get married (also once). I don't think I'd ever choose Florida as a holiday destination. Please note that I didn't disagree on the stupid Texans point - I am pretty much on board with anyone who thinks people who live in tornado alley are stoooopid. P.S. Don't let the getting married in Florida thing fool you either...we got hitched on a cruise ship and busted outta the joint asap.
Deleteone out of 67 ain't bad. if you pick me, i pinky swear i'll leave a glowing review.
ReplyDeleteI already bought it, and did an Amazon review. Not from Florida. So don't pick me.
ReplyDeleteIt's hysterical. I am enjoying it!
ReplyDeleteOo, oo, pick me! Please. I promise, I'm not in FL.
ReplyDeleteLuckily my good review from Florida offset the other Florida review.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to read it one way or another but I'd rather win it, please!
ReplyDeleteWe say, "no one likes a smart ass", but don't we all? Really?
ReplyDeleteFlorida has such a hard time defending itself. I just saw this Corporate States of America map http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/a-map-of-all-the-states-and-their-best-known-brands and had to laugh because Florida is "Hooters". Oh, Florida.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to read your book! I even have the Kindle app already installed. :)
Me, me.....me. Pick me please.
ReplyDeleteI love to laugh--with you, not at you. Promise!
lol Stupid Florida!!
ReplyDeletePopping by real quick before Google Reader goes away forever! Hope you are well and will try and add you to my list on Bloglovin b/c I don't want to lose touch. Feel free to stop by my blog and leave me your Bloglovin, feedly or just your blog link here!
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I have not only read your book but left a glowing review on Amazon. I gave it 5 stars or 4 hearts or a thumbs up or whatever signifies really, really good over there. If I win, can I have a copy of your other book?
ReplyDeleteI followed you on Twitter because of your Parisian mother (whom I hope yo meet someday) and also because of the Marinka video you posted. And, now I find out you've written a book? Score!
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