Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Who Wants To Spanx Me?


This picture is from the new Spanx Catalogue Fall 2009. If you look carefully at the end of her right leg you can see an eraser.

Mz. Vodka is helping to spread the word about Dove's self esteem program for young women so let's all chip in and buy me a cookie, shall we?

While you're at her blog, sign up for her Vampire's Assistant Contest, with tons of cool prizes for the winner.

One more thing:

Shame on you, Spanx.

18 comments:

  1. You gotta love the Spanx! But have you tried the Squeem?

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  2. Why the F does she need spanx! Isn't spanx for ladies like me with a muffin top and back fat! Not skinny bitches!

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  3. I am so out of it, I didn't even know what Spanx was until about a year ago.

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  4. There's no truth in advertising anymore.

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  5. Anonymous11:27 AM

    Well, when I was growing up it was girdles, long line bras, and anything you could think of to make yourself thinner without dieting. Whatever it was, there was always a fat bulge emerging somewhere, or you accidentally removed an entire fingernail while trying to pull the impossible garment on while doing a shoulder stand so that all the fat hopefully was absorbed into your boobs.
    Aloha, MJ
    P.S. I think later today I might try to go to the beach where I'll be cheered by the sight of people fatter than me in bathing suits.

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  6. So all I have to do is buy Spanx and someone will erase my fat off my legs? Hey SIGN ME UP! Oh and pass the damn Oreo's..

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  7. Target has Assets, the $25 version of Spanx. Personally, I think they're better than Spanx!

    I wear them with skirts in the summer. Much better than nylons (I work in an office) and far less jiggly than underwear.

    :-)

    Pearl

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  8. The girl who started Spanx used to do stand-up comedy with me at Atlanta's Punchline in the mid-late 90's. Fast forward 10-12 years, she's a gazillionaire and I still don't know how I'm gonna fix my car - Yes that same car I drove when she and I were doing open mics.

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  9. Spanx are soooo uncomfortable! I guess as long as they work, pain is beauty???

    http://harlemshaterade.blogspot.com

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  10. I am quite certain when I die it will show my organs were squished by Spanx

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  11. I fear that if I try some spanks on all my bulges will just be squished above and below the spank line.
    I'll just stick to my evenly spread fat.

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  12. I do like how Dove is trying to raise young girls, and old girls, self esteem. At E's school they have special groups that come around and talk to the girls about liking themselves for who they are. But all of E's friends (11 year olds) still think they are fat!

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  13. I've yet to see Spanx on someone that actually needs Spanx. Ridiculous.

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  14. Someone explained what Spanx were to me about a week ago. In the humid climate here, I'd only have to wear them for a week and have no body fat left for eternity

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  15. I better not say anything about this to my wife. She'll probably think I'm trying to tell her something.

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