I'm making progress and am now on the Summer issue.
In the last two days my house became fly infested. I would usher 7 out the front door only to come back in and find 4 more. This went on for two days. No excess garbage, no dirty dishes in the sink so I'm thinking the cricket isn't dead and is instead giving birth to flies.
Not bragging.
Those flies want to feed on the mangy carcass of your cricket. Hooray for nature! BTW, if you hate flies, don't come down under.
ReplyDeleteThe cricket is still under the magazines while I wait for it to magically disappear. I just checked and I have 3 more flies.
ReplyDeleteGet rid of the cricket...show the gardener your boobie and make him get it. Perfect trade! Nobody gets hurt!
ReplyDeleteCall in the forensic experts. I guess I watch to much t.v.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Frau
oh sweet jesus do I need to come over there and remove the cricket?
ReplyDeleteat least it's not cockroaches. those fuckers fly, too.
ReplyDeleteThis could be the beginning of the Apocalypse.
ReplyDeleteMagazines are so much more attractive than upturned empty jars.....
ReplyDeleteMagazines are so much more attractive than upturned empty jars.....
ReplyDeleteHere in Hawaii we have geckos. They eat bugs. That is a good thing, but then the geckos shit, leaving gross tiny piles... You can't win. Well you can win, sort of, kinda maybe in a way. I have a cat who pounces on any and all insects who dare to enter our residence. He also killed/ate a baby gecko as I watched in horror. However, in return for keeping the place bug-free, I have to clean his litter box. Again, you can't win.
ReplyDeleteAloha, MJ
Maybe it's a magic cricket. You have trapped a magic cricket. Make it give you millions of dollars in exchange for his release from the magazine pile.
ReplyDeleteIt disturbs me that there may now be a cricket/fly alliance.
ReplyDeleteLadies and germs, welcome the hilarious comedy stylings of comic Chris Mancini.
ReplyDeleteOhmigosh! What is up with all these infestations? If it's not snakes, it's crickets and flies. Woman, you are not alone.
ReplyDeleteEWE! I hate flies. My cat's will play with them instead of killing them.
ReplyDeleteNow you need to get a frog. So it can eat the flies. Lucky for me, the weather is too cold for insects now.
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