I snapped this photo in front of my Starbucks. It's directly across from Gower Studios and is always filled with people waiting to be discovered.On any given day theses various groups of men are talking show business. One day I collected my soy non-fat latte and then headed for the door. A gentleman jumped ahead of me and quickly opened it. I thanked him and he replied, "Gotta take care of all the Screen Actor's Guild people." I asked him how he knew I was in SAG and he said he saw it in my wallet while I was paying. Obsessed much?
See the man with a blue polyester suit and sky blue tie? When I walked past him he was saying, "My distributors in New York are working on back end deals for my 13 films."
I hope they're working on getting him a better hairpiece too.
End of chat.
indeed. what a tool
ReplyDelete-->I think next time you should carry a fake badge and claim to be the Fashion Police!
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That man is pure comedy. Don't even have to do much work to make that cat perfectly hilarious. He's a cartoon himself!
ReplyDeleteSo sad. I could understand an absolutely hot babe hanging out thinking someone will see her hotness but...
ReplyDeletethese guys need to just find a job/get a life. I wonder if their wife/girlfriend knows that they spend all day sipping coffee. I would kick their ass out!!!
haha that is what I say when I first saw the picture,who's the dude ette!
ReplyDeleteUhmmm and a lil creepy him looking in your purse as you paid.
hmm..better be careful....he could quickly become a stalker
ReplyDeletedang. I thought for SURE you were going to comment about his back end deals.
ReplyDeleteahem.
that was just TOO good to pass up.
ReplyDeleteAND, if I wasn't being monitored I would SO be filling up these comment boxes.
ReplyDeleteShow-off!
ReplyDeleteThey look like a scary bunch of losers circa Three's Company.
ReplyDeleteWait a second! WHO is monitoring Vodka Mom these days?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Vodka Mom. Thirteen back end deals sounds like an average weekend for that polyester skinhead.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha.
ReplyDeleteWhat freaks.
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You should go sit down at their table and bust their asses.
ReplyDeleteso is the rug fair game? Can we talk about the RUG??
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that's not me.
ReplyDeleteThen again,
I was more likely to end up a character at Six Flags Theme Park.
Thank god I'm not tweety.
phat chants... can't sing and too fat to fly ;) lol
ReplyDeleteI think he meant his hairpiece in those 13 films, and he himself is waiting to be discovered
ReplyDeleteThey do look a bit pathetic.
ReplyDeleteBack in the day Kahuna worked in "the business". He always laughs at people who talks about their film deals. He says most of the time the only film deals those guys know are on their shower doors.
ReplyDeleterats...that should read: can't sing OR dance.... :(
ReplyDeleteOkay, so that's the L.A. version of our local liars table at Mable's Grab N Go. Except your guys are telling wild tales of Hollywood and my guys are telling tales of cotton farming.
ReplyDeletepeople always want to sound so important! You're right, that hairpiece is terrible! lmao
ReplyDeleteI don't know how I missed reading this post before, but this is brilliant! If I may make a blog request I'd like regular updates on your local Starbuck's RatPack. I miss the sheer insanity of the elderly-but-still-waiting-for their-big-break in Hollywood. More please!
ReplyDeleteHoping this is just the pilot in your Guys at Starbucks series. ; )
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