Monday, July 13, 2009

The Bitch Has Gotta Have It

After all the mess of giving a yard sale, you'd think I wouldn't be picking up anything new for a while. But I saw this ashtray for $2.00 at someone else's yard sale and couldn't resist.

I don't smoke.

But I am a bitch and will sit on your head if you get on my nerves.

I'm a delight, aren't I?

34 comments:

  1. chit I will give you 5.00 for it now and I don't smoke either. How cool is that!

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  2. Are your guests now allowed to smoke since an ashtray is on the table? I dislike the smell of stale old cigarette smoke that lingers after the guests leave.

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  3. Anonymous1:21 PM

    FYI,
    There is a wine called "Bitch." It's a red. Oh, and imagine my surprise when more than one person purchased that brand and brought it to my last birthday party. And yes, I always have at least one Bitch on hand, should you stop by for a beverage.
    Aloha,
    Martha Jane

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  4. I love this! Especially the way the cigarette pack appears to be flippin' the bird!

    HA!

    Bitchin!

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  5. I'll be heading straight over to EBay to see if I can get myself one of those ashtrays!

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  6. Suz, I am a smoker and even I don't have a cool arse ashtray like that. I'm positively pea green with envy!!!

    blessings!

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  7. It will make a lovely appetizer plate at your next dinner party.

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  8. Dude! that is awesome! I would have bought it too!

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  9. You bought that cos I'm comin', right?

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  10. OMG, I sooo need one of those!

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  11. It makes me want to smoke. Or sit on someones head.

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  12. If you don't send that to me I will KICK YOUR ASS!!!!

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  13. I want to give that to Bitchy when or IF she ever gets married.

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  14. wait. What's the bid? 5?? I'll give you $5.05.

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  15. dang it Vodka Mom.. making me pour all my pennies out.. 5.55

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  16. I will give you $31.17 for that ash tray. I collect vintage ash tray and I put my jewelry, pins, pens, change etc.

    Okay $31.35

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  17. Wait, is that a smoking cat woman? (at the top) Just too frickin' cool.

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  18. Susy,
    you are going to need to hand that over to me so we can keep people from fighting over it in the comment section!
    That is too much! How funny!
    I have a great idea! You should have an auction in your comment section! I bet you could make a million off of us crazy people who think that is hilarious!

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  19. Oh my gosh! I didn't read for enough down, everyone has already began to place bids! Suzy, send it to me via airmail. . . Now come on honey, when nothing else works, this line does the trick. . . : Suzy, give it up for Jesus. . . the ashtray I mean! I don't want to ruin my pastoral reputation by having to fight my friendly broads over it here on your site! Now, bring it on down to the altar and just give it up! You'll feel sa much better!

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  20. I didn't get a chance to read all the comments but I see that people have started bidding ... Here's mine. bring it in your suitcase to the Middle East and you can get a free holiday ;0))

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  21. That is a way cool ashtray and I do smoke, so my bid is $35.00.

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  22. No, no, I typed in $35.99!!!!

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  23. I love this!!!!!!!!!

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  24. step back bitches.... $55.55

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  25. What?

    Man, this is when it HURTS to be poor.

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  26. I love how your comment section has turned to an auction! I must admit If i have cash i'd drop a bill for it! :)

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  27. Vodka Mom-I am a very broke bitch...but I don't like to lose ;-)

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  28. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Obviously the solution is that Suzy will have "knock offs" made of the ashtray. None of you will know, and she will achieve a large fortune @$35 per ashtray, having had them made somewhere in the Marshall Islands for about 14 cents each, and, as always, shipping and handling will be an additional charge.
    With aloha (teeheehee)
    Martha Jane

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  29. hey it's got my name on it...must be mine

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  30. Don't smoke (cigarettes) but god I love ashtrays.

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  31. If I ever come visit you? i'm totally stealing that ashtray.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K (who doesn't smoke)(and whose word verification is "nogic" - sounds like a holiday drink)

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  32. Man, where have I been?! I have missed a lot.

    I would like to have the graphic blown up and painted over my bed. And maybe in the kitchen. And the laundry room. Just to give everyone fair warning.

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