Fire scares me. I have smoke detecters in all rooms and in the hallway and basement. My cousin lives in a van down by a river in Santa Barbara, so it is possible. He even has a dog.
I had a guy hit on me that lived under a bridge by the river. Apparently, he didn't have the cash for a van. But he did offer me some of his jelly beans and a beer out of his 5-gallon bucket.
True story...what can I say, when your hot your hot.
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Weirdly poetic.
ReplyDeleteHow sad, But it gives me hope that i could live in a van down by the river.. I know where to pick one up.
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How many more times does this happen before we finally realize we need to burn down all the trees down there?
ReplyDeleteFire scares me. I have smoke detecters in all rooms and in the hallway and basement.
ReplyDeleteMy cousin lives in a van down by a river in Santa Barbara, so it is possible. He even has a dog.
I'd like a few more people to use the 'van down by the river' line...if possible.
ReplyDeleteMy cousin really does live in van down by a river. So, there!
ReplyDeleteI had a guy hit on me that lived under a bridge by the river. Apparently, he didn't have the cash for a van. But he did offer me some of his jelly beans and a beer out of his 5-gallon bucket.
ReplyDeleteTrue story...what can I say, when your hot your hot.
OK what's really scary is that we all have a "van down by the river" story.
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