Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Naptime Winner Is....

Before I forget, I have a new piece up at Scrivel today called He Married Who? About how shocked I am with my exes and the women they've chosen to be with.

Thanks to everyone who participated in this contest. I have another one coming up with a very funny book written by a man. Remember them?

There were ten people who had the correct answers for this contest. Jami, Martha Jane, That Chick Over There, Jennifer, Melly, chicmama!, Mrs. K, Deb, Mrs. S, and gm country mama. Mrs. K has guessed correctly on every shoe contest, 3 so far, so I was hoping she'd win. But she didn't. I was also hoping gm country mama would win because she's an old friend of Stefanie's and is mentioned in Stef's first book. But she didn't.

Four pairs of the shoes have appeared on my blog because they're mine. The only pair that did not belong to me were B. All of the shoes are new except the ones in D. Those were the boots I wore on New Year's Eve at Lompoc Maximum Security Prison in 1993 when I did two shows there. Spare me your snipes on them unless you've played a prison. No one? Didn't think so.

So congratulations to the winner, That Chick Over There! Chick, send me your snail mail and I'll forward it to Stefanie so she can sign and send your book out to you. It's a very funny read and for those of you who don't own this book or Stefanie's first one, Sippy Cups Are Not For Chardonnay, shame on you. Run to Or Barnes and Or to a bar. Although you won't get much reading done there. And they don't sell books. Did someone say Mojitos?

End of chat.


  1. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I heart being the winner!

    Thanks Suzy!

  2. Anonymous5:02 AM

    yeah that's great. can you do a contest where only *I* know the answer? like doing in spanish or something...or afrikan (sp)

  3. The boots in picture A are new? Did you actually have to attend the Star Wars convention to get those or were you able to order them online?

  4. Beckie7:49 AM

    I'm so thrilled for the winner. So. Fuckin. Thrilled.

  5. Congratulations to Ms. Over There - yay. (See what good fucking losers me and Beckie are?)

    And I don't know about that not selling books in bars thing. I've been in some places where you could buy magazines and movies and other stuff in the back room, so maybe they had books, too.

  6. Crap! My comment didn't stick. I swear I said B also but it wasn't there. I guess I should double check my work next time. Just wanted you to know I played the game, if it was only in my head.

  7. Anonymous12:21 PM

    I performed at a prison (some place about an hour or so east of L.A.) and we didn't have to wear boots. They did tell us in advance not to wear provocative clothing (hello, did they think I was stupid?). I think I wore a muumuu. My opening line was, "Does anybody here know who stole my TV?"

  8. I am SO looking forward to the dude's book contest.

  9. I think if you really really wanted me to win, I would have won! Just kidden. Congrats to that chick over there.

  10. Hey, congrats to That Chick and your book is on the way. I got waylaid by my TWINS WHO NEVER STOP CRYING...