Remember these chairs? Well, Ann Abeyta was over on Wednesday and looked under mine and noticed it had a hat rack. I always wondered about the extra wires affixed to one of the seats but had no idea what they were for, if anything. Ann, a projectionist at the Los Angeles Cinerama Dome and aficionado of all things cinematic (she does my Top 10 list every year) said those racks were from the days when men wore hats with brims and needed a place to stash them. I stuck one of my fedoras under one to give you an idea what it looks like. Carson, who was also visiting that day, used to be a roadie and added when she was on tour with country bands in those giant tour busses, there was always a TV in every bunk and a little fold-down platform where the guys could put their cowboys hats while they slept. This is Ann signing my bathroom door. She had just finished telling us that at 5 feet, she and her movie colleagues had researched online and discovered she was only 2 inches off from being considered a dwarf. She wrote "This is only as high as I can reach."
This is Carson showing off her height by signing the top of the door. I've had people signing this door for over 3 years. It's my tribute to all the green rooms I've been in over the years.
Ann and Carson playing my slot machine. If you play and win, I let you keep your winnings. Of course Ann had no quarters so she used mine but I fear next time she will come with a bucket of quarters and I'll have to sell some shoes to make rent that month.
THANKS TO THESE PEOPLE FOR THEIR KINDNESSES THIS WEEK:
1. Carson for going shopping for me and then making me lunch the next day and bringing over extra snacks and grapes. You don't realize how much you miss grapes until you can't walk to the store and buy them when you want. I ordered some from vons.com but that was one of the things they didn't have in stock. How does a store not have grapes in stock? In California? In grape season? Carson also mailed my bills and emptied my garbage and got a fan down for me so I wouldn't boil to death in the 90 degree heat that descended on L.A. recently.
2. Ann Abeyta for bringing Diet Cokes and for volunteering to get my mail. Remember how I was all hopped up about not getting my mail? I was itchy after 4 days without it. Well, now I sometimes forget that I even get mail.
3. McLoserstene for bringing me back excellent chocolate cake that her SIL Regan made.
4. Irma for sending me lots of uplifting emails that make me feel guilty for being so curmudgeonly about my recovery. Irma beat cancer twice and I'm all "I can't get a pedicure."
5. My life coach Lauri for bringing me over some slamming Chinese food from Genghis Cohen last night.
End of chat.
Sorry about life with the Druggertons. It would kill me.
ReplyDeleteMy best apartment neighbor EVER lived under me and was a 70 year old man who studied Japanese. Never heard a peep.
Can't you at least get half a pedicure? (And no, I don't mean every other toe.)
ReplyDeleteSorry about the late night / early morning wakeup / keep-awake from the Druggertons. You know if I lived in Hollywood I'd be over there in a second to help. Like, I could go by the Druggertons place and knock real loud on their door at about 9:00 in the morning and then run away. Then do it again at 10. And 11. And noon. And keep it going all day. I'm all about the payback, baby!
My college roommate's first apartment after graduation was an efficiency in Center City Philadelphia. Her next door neighbor used to howl. She explained that he kept it to soft cooing noises during the week and saved the howling for Saturday night, which was sorta considerate.
ReplyDeleteYour Druggerton stories make me want to dance around my back yard in a shift and a crown of daisies. I shan't complain about living in the middle of nowhere again.
PS. I bought a bottle of Bonder. I'm in love.
ReplyDeleteBefore you explained that was a place for your hat, I thought one of your friends had thoughtfully stopped by and turned your chair into a port-a-potty. That would have been a nice gift.
ReplyDeleteYou have my utmost wish that all the evil neighbors will be taken by extraterrestrials for interplanetary medical experiments. Where is a flying saucer when you need one?
ReplyDeleteAloha,
Martha Jane
Incorrect information. A midget is a normally proportioned short person, and you have to be under 4 foot 8 inches to qualify. A dwarf, on the other hand, is a very disproportionately shaped, very short person - usually a dwarf's head is much too large for the rest of its body. So your friend is 4 inches away from being a midget. I am only 2 and a half inches away from being a midget. Neither of us is a dwarf.
ReplyDeleteThat hat thing is very cool.
ReplyDeleteYou put a hat in there! How cool is that!
ReplyDeleteFor the record. Suzy's slot machine is the coolest thing I have ever seen! (that sounded dirty)
---Abeyta
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