If you read the post at BlogHer yesterday, then you already know who I predicted would win, my best and worst dressed and all the other bs I spew on a regular basis.
But if you're not following me on Twitter then you missed some of these pearls I spent hours live-tweeting. Twitter is so interactive you wonder if some of these people, or ppl, take speed typing courses inbetween live pop-culture events.
Twitterers are so fast, funny and annoying, (guess which category I fall into? SURPRISE!) that it's hard to keep up so I've left in all my spelling errors and poor grammar to show you the PRESSURE I WAS UNDER. Ok, not really, grammar is just not my thing and why are there "R's" in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WORD ON THE PLANET?
Here's what you did, or didn't, miss:
***Gabourey Sidibe has to leave early to return her dress to ABC Carpets.
***Demi Moore Best Dressed
***Mo'Nique said she was as excited to do Showtime at the Apollo as to be nommed for an Oscar. ON WHAT PLANET?
***Sandy B. throwing gang signs on channel 7 cameras. Gotta love L.A.!!
***Why People Hate L.A.: Celebrities thowing gang signs at the Oscars.
***JLo is hiding Marc Anthony under the left side of her dress.
***I thought James Taylor was dead. Imagine my surprise.
***When black ppl win an Oscar the cameras only point out black ppl in the audience. Rude. THEY'RE STILL THERE WHEN WHITE PPL WIN.
***Are Cameron and SJP pregnant or do they think women look good wearing cub scout tents?
***Taylor Lautner is so ugly my TV turned itself off when he came on.