Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I Look Shrink-Wrapped

My friend, comedian Brad Slaight, dressed me in a Miami Beach leisure suit, another red scooter and photo-shopped in my favorite Balenciaga shoes to complete the picture.
I still can't afford them but at least I got to try them on virtually.

They fit.

End of red scooters.


  1. Oh look... you're a little rascal on your Little Rascal!

  2. You are just adorable! I'm so glad you are feeling better, and in such good spirits.

    And by the way, red becomes you!

  3. The people that make the scooters should hire you for an advertising campaign and image makeover!

  4. Damn - I was quick on the clicker when I read that title, being ever on the lookout for kinky stuff on the Intertubewebnet involving my friends. But instead I get a South Florida retirement home ad. >sigh<

    Oh, and you're not old enough to advertise scooters ... yet. (Hey! I can say that because I'm older than you. And yes, I know I don't look it, but I am. Really.)

    Seriously, I'm very glad to see that you're getting better! Keep up the good healing work. And don't forget your friends if you have any Vicodin left over.

  5. Ah, I dig the hot red scooter. You must have been to the Scooter Store recently. Or as they say here in Memphis, the 'Coota Toe'

  6. Surcie11:02 AM

    Very funny. I hope this cheered you up!

  7. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Can we photo shop you wearing Prada instead of the leisure suit on the scooter?
    Martha Jane

  8. Ha ha! That's funny! Although, the least he could have done was making your legs longer! :o)

  9. How fun. Those shoes are fantastic!

  10. Your arms really did turn into licorice! hahahahah!
    Those shoes are way too sexy for that leisure suit.

  11. Okay, I'm sorry but that picture of you is JUST WRONG! LOL!

    Frankly, I think you'd look much younger with a Sedgeway. I meant sexier. Oh, never mind!

    Happy healing!

  12. Anonymous10:36 PM

    I submitted this picture to the Getty and told them, "The Musée du Louvre has the Mona Lisa...the Getty should have a Suzy Soro. And Soro has a much more enigmatic expression than Mona."

    Still waiting to hear back from them. I'm hoping the scooter doesn't affect their decision.