Thursday, July 29, 2010

I Wonder

I wonder why Sodoku is so popular.
I wonder why most people are terrible at math.
I wonder why no one reads anymore.
I wonder why more books are being published than ever before.
I wonder why my parents made me eat lima beans.
I wonder why you never see anyone eat lima beans.
I wonder why Donald Trump thinks his hair looks good.
I wonder how much he pays his wife to agree with him.
I wonder why 82% of the population can’t find Wyoming on a map.
I wonder if that’s why only 493,782 people live there.
I wonder why women are obsessed with shoes.
I wonder why men aren’t.
I wonder why we’re on the Earth.
I wonder if anyone from Neptune knows we’re here.
I wonder why all of my ex-boyfriends are idiots.
I wonder if that makes me an idiot for going out with them.
I wonder if Woody Allen knows his therapy didn’t work.
I wonder if any of the therapy I had worked.
I wonder how I’m going to meet kinder women and smarter men.
I wonder how I’m going to meet smarter women and kinder men.
I wonder if Conan O’Brien knows he’s not funny.
I wonder if David Letterman knows he is.
I wonder why Jay Leno is still on the air.
I wonder if the other three even know Jimmy Fallon is on the air.
I wonder why we elected the dumber of the two Bushes twice.
I wonder why we elected either of them once.
I wonder if this is the End of chat.

27 comments:

  1. I think you've answered your own therapy question, actually.

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  2. Please don't say 'we' when speaking of electing the Bush men. I had no part of that.

    *grins*

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  3. -->I wonder when the stupid will be punished.

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  4. I love this post and I wondered about the Bush Boys for years Its amazing how many people love them!! Crazy!

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  5. I wonder if Donald Trump eats lima beans. Or brussel sprouts.

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  6. you are going to meet smarter and kinder women when you come to utah and have lunch with me, then decide you never want to leave.

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  7. You never see anyone eat lima beans because they are yucky. Duh.

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  8. I have wondered aloud that Trump question. Well, it was close like does he think that looks good? Could he? Does he? How?

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  9. The Donald doesn't think he looks good. It's all just a way to indulge in a power trip for him. He has a LOT of money and he's not afraid to use it. "You DON'T think my hair looks good? YOU'RE FIRED! I don't care if you don't work for me, I'll fix it so you'll never make another dime. How do you like my hair now?"

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  10. Anonymous11:52 AM

    We know Big Bush didn't eat brocolli, but what about lima beans? We know what Little Bush eats, as he has a perpetual sh#t-eating grin.
    Aloha, MJ

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  11. I'm pretty sure the other three don't even know who Jimmy Fallon is.

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  12. Someone has to ask the important questions. Thank you.

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  13. ok, wtf is a jimmy fallon? [i don't do tv]

    i wonder why the maroons are allowed to breed, much less vote?

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  14. The biggest wonder is No. 7...how can he not know????

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  15. I winder why Jimmy Fallon isn't on the Tonight Show and Jay Leno isn't on late night TV.
    (I love it when Jimmy gets tickled at himself and has a hard time continuing his bit.)

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  16. I've often wondered that about Woody Allen. For someone who is so into self-reflection . . .

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  17. I wonder if nuns wear underwear.

    LOVE your blog !!

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  18. I wonder if Conan O’Brien knows he’s not funny.
    I wonder if David Letterman knows he is.
    I wonder why Jay Leno is still on the air.

    AMEN!

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  19. I wonder what I did when I didn't get my "Suzy" fix.

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  20. I wonder what Agnes Moorehead would be doing this very minute if she were alive.

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  21. Ugh, you lost me when I had to relive the moment we first "elected" W by his ever-loving hanging chad. It was the start of a downhill spiral we're still trying to recover from.

    I wonder what would have happened if Gore had effectively challenged the chad?

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  22. I wonder if I can glue the dog hair I just got from my couch onto my head- and call them extensions.

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  23. I am so with you on Conan O’Brien. I just don't get him.

    Happy weekend,
    jj

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  24. I read every day. I LOVE lima beans! When I was single and didn't feel like cooking or going out, I'd eat a big bowl of lima beans swimming in butter. I know, that grosses most people out.

    You might have to leave L.A. to get the kinder/smarter women and men thing going. This is just what I hear, no personal experience.

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  25. My mom adored lima beans as a child.

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  26. I'm a fan of your "I wonder" column. Good stuff!

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  27. I LOVE Sodoku. I don't ever wonder why it's not MORE popular - I know it's because others aren't as smart as me.

    I wonder why more people don't read..I read every night. Sometimes I'll read an entire book over the weekend.

    I personally own about 8 shoes. 4 of them have been around for a few years and probably weren't that stylish 4 yrs ago, much less now.

    Ha - Woody Allen!!!

    I'm a kind woman. Nice to meet you!!!

    I feel the exact way about Conan, Dave and Jay!!

    Ha--BUSH!!!

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