Due to my exceptional html skills, I shrink the pictures people send me. And this ex-pat looks normal here but I've given her a body makeover on my sidebar.
If you're sending me a picture of yourself wearing my tee, do us both a favor and make it 200 px x 317 px. I wish I knew exactly what that meant but I don't and many bloggers have had to pay the price in weight loss, height gain and overall cropping of the most important part of their picture.
Save the insults for when you go to church.
I don't know that making me taller and thinner would be a bad thing. Can you do that for anything else other than the photos?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like worth the price of the T shirt alone. Taller and thinner, hmmmm...I'll be up next. I hope I come out as cute as this one does...
ReplyDeleteWow! I look great. But can you make my boobs perkier?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Thanks for not cropping my head.
wait, YOU can shrink me? I'll be right over.
ReplyDeleteOMG,I did NOT know that you had a blog. Apparently, reading people's profiles on twitter is something I never do. Now that I am aware of this, I will come back. I am a humor blogger, as you probably know because you most likely read my profile ASSIDUOUSLY. I am not in competition with you, however, on two counts: I am kind of a "mommyish" type blogger, and I have never been on Seinfeld. I will be back, however, because I too wonder if Donald Trump thinks his hair looks just fine. molly
ReplyDeleteif i had boobs to worry about... i would :P lol
ReplyDeleteYeah boobs... I could use the perkier versions too.
ReplyDeleteHey, I know that chick... I mean lady.
ReplyDeleteLady?! Do I look that old, Casey? No, don't answer that.
ReplyDeleteI clearly need some more Photoshop.
Julie you look great.
ReplyDeleteTaller and thinner is not usually a bad thing. I may have to buy a shirt just for that.
LOL. Damn, I knew I should have bought a t-shirt!
ReplyDeleteWhat if we don't go to church?
ReplyDeleteSuzy,
ReplyDeleteAfter taping the George Schlatter Comedy Show, I hated what I had worn as the outfit made look fatter than I was. An editor friend said, "oh bring it over and we'll put you through the Stevie Nicks stretcher." They had a feature on their editing machine that made everyone look taller and thinner. I was delighted w/the results. Then I knew why Stevie looked much thinner in her rock videos than on The Tonight Show.
Aloha, MJ
I am smiling, and that is the whole POINT, cheers from New Zealand, Marie
ReplyDeleteTaller and thinner is good by me--it won't be long before I actually order my t-shirt. I'm shrinking!
ReplyDeleteJulie - you do look fantastic! Awesome idea with the teeeshirts, Suzy you seem pretty DAMN great.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
With the ability to make people taller and thinner, you're gonna be rich!
ReplyDeleteI wake up every day and wish I was taller and thinner. I had no idea I only needed to buy one of your shirts!!!
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't have a big fundraiser going on right now, I'd buy one immediately!!!
TESTIMONIAL
ReplyDeleteI am the proud owner of one of Suzy's tee shirts. They are indeed slimming but when worn by men, miraculously act as a male enhancement device.
I recommend these tee shirts to everyone!
I was not compensated to say this, I am not a doctor, I just play one on TV.
You may have something here, but I'm sure it would also make my face look longer. I already have a really long face, I don't want to end up looking like Jay Leno.
ReplyDeleteLOL Could you give me boobs too? Sigh.
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