Anyway, I had the phrase you see below on my brain all day yesterday. So I Googled it. (If I need a glass of tap water I Google it.)
I've never used parentheses twice in my life. I might be coming down with something.
Google fixed the word *jackoff*, which is very 1984. The book, not the year. If you were born after 1980 I pray you didn't go to a douchey high school where they skipped Orwell. And no it's not Orwell Redenbacher.
So then I Googled *Jack off all trades* because THAT HAD TO BE WRONG.
The verb usage was particularly disturbing. I'm never dating a man with a tool again. Although I will probably date more tools.
This Entry got 47 UPS and 37 DOWNS.
The English language has left the building.