-Stop talking about the same things over and over and over. When I turn on TV I can't even watch reruns.
-Make up your mind in less than three days. As fascinating as the difference is between ecru and taupe, your equivocation gets on my last available nerve.
-Stop asking me what I think you should do with your life. I don’t know what I should do with my life and yours interests me even less.
-Stop asking me if you should have plastic surgery. Look in the mirror. If you don’t burst into tears, the answer is no.
-Stop asking me if you should lose weight. Look in the mirror. If you burst into tears, the answer is yes.
-Stop burdening your friends with all your issues. Do what I do and unload on strangers. For a big enough tip those bartenders will listen to anyone.
So in a nutshell:
End of chat.