Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Third Wednesday Shoe Giveaway!

First of all, I'm the Funny Not Slutty of the week. Because I talk about all the plastic surgery I've had. What other blogger is stupid brave enough to do that?

While you're over there snickering about my former face, join their network of women in comedy.

This week I'm giving away a pair of Steve Madden patent leather lime green slip-ons. There's a zipper across the top because I'm a big fan of zippers.
See? Acrylic Zipper-Encased black bracelet, Target $12.95. (Why don't they open a Target in my apartment?) I love Steve Madden shoes** and although I only wore these two or three times, I especially loved them as I like things that are different. I don't like to blend in. I use Beige as a swear word.

Leave a comment saying you want the shoes, along with your email, no links please. Or you can find my email under my profile on the sidebar and send me your email. How many more times can I work the word email into this paragraph? Apparently one more time.

On top of not being able to wear my 4 inch heels, I can't wear any heel that is too thin. I have my ankle surgery to blame for all this and it's not a big problem and I hate to even complain about something so small but if I wasn't whining and bitching, you wouldn't even be reading this blog.

Admit it, you know that's true.

You have until 6 pm Thursday July 8th to enter. I'll use a randomizer to choose the winner and announce it a few minutes after 6. You have one week to claim your prize. Good luck!

End of chat.

**(The marks you see on the inside of the right shoe are just the camera.)


  1. I don't want the shoes.

    Just putting that out there.

    That's what she said.

    However, I DID write about my vasectomy.

    I'm not sure if that counts as plastic surgery or not, but there was smoke coming from my testicles at one point so it HAS to count as something.

    Tragic, I think. Is appropriate.

  2. -->Maybe it's time to start modeling these shoe (shoes?) giveaways on top of a Hot Comes To Die t-shirt. The winner pays $20 for S&H.
    (Not entering because they're a 1/2 size too small for my water ski feet.)

  3. Hmm, might be worth it to have shoes worn by the hottiest. They are a pretty color, but look pointier than your toes so I see why you are giving them away.
    (not for me though, just wanted to say HI. Hi!) and no email.

  4. Wish you had the same size feet as me as I could really use some free shoes. POOPY PANTS. Anyway, nice shoes.

  5. I'm sorry you had surgery and cannot wear the shoes. I, alas, have not had surgery and can wear them. Yay me!!!

  6. I can wear that heel! Lime green is one of my favorite colors! I love Steve Madden shoes! I want to win this one!

  7. Anonymous8:17 PM

    LOVE The shoes and my size. Hope the randomizer pics me. I need something good to happen in my life !!

  8. OK, Helen Keller here can't for the life of me find where you said what size they are, but I love these shoes. And I am sorry to say that I have no fucking idea what a randomizer is either, but I do adore your blog, so thanks for everything.

  9. Now those are some good looking shoes dear girl, and if they're a size 8, I want'em!


  10. Oh pretty pretty! Tinakaye @

  11. Anonymous3:58 PM

    I have a reunion to go to, and I can't find shoes to wear with my lime green and pink outfit. These are perfect. my size... and your colour of nail polish is exactly the same pink. Crossing fingers... Cathi