"Men get gypped when we get engaged. We give you a diamond ring and you give us nothing."
"We'd like to get you something that means as much to you as a diamond means to us but we don't know where to find 19 year old virgins who understand football."
© Single, Married & Divorced
Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris
Written by Suzy Soro
Illustration by Andre Noel