"Men get gypped when we get engaged. We give you a diamond ring and you give us nothing."
"We'd like to get you something that means as much to you as a diamond means to us but we don't know where to find 19 year old virgins who understand football."
© Single, Married & Divorced
Jokes from the show Single, Married & Divorced starring Suzy Soro and Leslie Norris
Written by Suzy Soro
Illustration by Andre Noel
Thanks for the laugh, I love those cartoons!
ReplyDeleteThe football is optional. In fact, I prefer my 19 year-old virgins to understand nothing at all.
ReplyDeleteDave - except how to give great head, right? I know how you guys think!
ReplyDeleteSuzy - thanks for this!
gm, me too. Meanwhile, I can't find Andre Noel anywhere on the web. I wanted to pay him because HE DID THEM ALL FOR FREE because I used to be a broke-ass.
ReplyDeleteD2, 19 year olds understand nothing anyway.
Jami, I aim to please.
19 year old virgins are awesome. Rickey can't get enough of that wide eyed bewlidered look. Turns him on.
ReplyDeleteRickey, did you catch a 19 year old virgin in your headlights again?
ReplyDeleteJami finds it a little disconcerting when people refer to themselves in the third person. Other people, that is.
ReplyDeleteAll this talk about 19 year-olds is exhausting.
ReplyDeleteI found one for myself...18 years ago. Who has the energy to start over?
She's just now broken in.
suz- wow, you do it all! Multi-faceited N stuf.
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