Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I'm Guessing I Was A Good Kindergartner

One day I took red fingernail polish and black satin paint and distressed the photo, the frame and the wall. I accidentally distressed the curtain to the right of the picture and the carpet. I give 110% to all my projects, even the ones I'm thisclose to ruining.

End of chat.

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:43 PM

    suz-Tell me about the vase.

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  2. Uhhhhh... there goes your cleaning deposit!

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  3. Anonymous4:18 PM

    Mickey, I love people who call me Suz so you might be my new husband.

    That vase was on the reality show House of Carters only I bought mine before I saw it on there. Are you happy now, Mickey? I've admitted to watching that bad reality show and the world knows I'm retarded. All for you, dude, all for you.

    I found the vase at Ross. As much as I love Ralph Lauren, I love Ross more. I found my white Ralph Lauren sunglasses at Ross and they were a lot cheaper than the black ones I bought chez Ralph Malibu.

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  4. Anonymous4:19 PM

    Dave2, you always make me laugh. For those of you not reading Blogography (on my sidebar) GO THERE NOW.

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  5. E said "OMG, What did she do?!"
    I love it.

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  6. Anonymous10:36 AM

    gmc: I get that a lot. About my entire life.

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  7. Anonymous11:47 AM

    I think you need to notify one of those Melrose Avenue Galleries ASAP. This is fabulous. It's an installation. That's what art is all about now -- installations. You're on to something....
    Aloha,
    Martha Jane
    P.S. We can only imagine what you could do to portraits other than those of yourself....I can't wait!

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  8. Anonymous11:49 AM

    It's too derivative of Pollack but at least I'm copying from the best. But thanks for the compliment. I have another one I'm going to post soon, it's very weird.

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  9. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Suzy,
    I don't believe Pollack ever "drizzled" on portraits, but then again I may have taken a controlled substance when I went to the museum 25 years ago to see the exhibit...we await your new installations....
    Aloha,
    Martha Jane

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  10. Anonymous12:18 PM

    Pollack drizzled but no, not over another painting. I meant that the drizzling was the part I was copying. Although I'll bet he never used fingernail polish.

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  11. wtf? I so want to go there and clean it up! LOL i guess there is no stopping your creative streak (no pun intended)...i'm so tired!

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  12. Anonymous12:46 PM

    I hide markers and nail polish to prevent my three-year-old from expressing himself that way--because I am the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser queen.

    That's what mounted canvas is for, Suz!

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  13. So much distressing. Does that make you distressed? Or something?

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