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Oh, isn't that nice.
ReplyDeleteGeorge's birthday is next month.
Impeach, already!
(Embrace your inner haiku, Suzy!)
So the card has it wrong? And yes, impeach immediately. I don't get why this country had such a problem with Clinton and not with Bush.
ReplyDeleteNo, card's not wrong. It says June 22-July 23. His birthday is July 6.
ReplyDeleteImpeach Impeach!
ReplyDeleteMy little T is a Cancer. He is all those things. I hope he grows out of them, like next month when he turns 4.
Your state is one of the only ones that has an Impeach Bush intiative on the books. You're all clearly smarter than the rest of the country.
ReplyDeleteok suzy where the hell are you? Go see my video with George Clooney- maybe I'm stupid but it makes me pee my pants each time I see it.
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ReplyDeletedid you realize that all 3 are killers?
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yeah i'll give you your hubs back...he's got commitment issues - i'm trying to stay away from those :)
ReplyDeleteand eerie observation from the guy on top of me!! hey at least someone is! (on top of me)
Hey Mickey, I know that 2 out of 3 are killers, I never followed the Courtney Love story closely enough to know the dish.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm sad now. My birthday is July 5th. I had no idea it was only hours away from that douchebag's birthday.
ReplyDeleteStef, you're hotter than he is. And funnier. And smarter. OMG you should totally run for President.
ReplyDeletesuzy- oh sure, everybody knows that( ;. It was a 'hit'...
ReplyDeletethe irony.
Mickey, a hit? Seriously? Why did she want him dead? And don't say it's because she hated his music.
ReplyDeleteHe had more hits that her. She was jealous. It didnt take much coaxing, he was already trailer-park nuts.
ReplyDeleteI'm just kidding ;).
I am going to have to save this and send it over to a friend of mine as explanation and excuse for why I am such a failure as a human being.
ReplyDeleteI'm also on the cusp of gemini! So I'm indecisive and quarrelsome and gossipy as well as moody and sulky and overly sensitive!
It's nice to be able to blame all of my character defects on astrology.
Hey feather, you're not a failure as a human being. Donald Trump is.
ReplyDeleteFeel better now?