-My father called me Susan-My mother calls me Suzo
-My sister calls me Snookie
-The first guy I was going to marry called me Possum
-The last guy I was going to marry called me Bunny
-The Doctor called me Q-Ball
-Elvis called me Q
-My friend Prinny calls me Pooz
-My friend Colleen called me Snooze
-Another friend called me Hank
-My friend Metia calls me Burl
-McLoserstene’s friend Kristin calls me The Distracter
-My neighbor Joe calls me Sue
-Last week my neighbor PJ called me Lady S
-Anyone else have this problem?
-End of chat
Soo funny. Mostly I am mama or Heidi but in the past I was Heidi Ho, or if you were my friend you could just call me Ho. I used to like that.
ReplyDeleteAt work there is a guy who calls me Heidela because he is Jewish and he knows I am too. I don't like that at all.
I have a Jewish friend named Wendy who always refers to herself as Wendela.
ReplyDeleteShe signs her emails with her phone numbers:
xxx-xxx-xxxx Home
xxx-xxx-xxxx Purse
I am / have been known as Junebug, Pootwella (yes, this does have something to do with farts), Punkinninny (from a spoof commercial on Mr. Show), Jezebel, "Jeh," Goofy, Space Cadet, and Leroy.
ReplyDelete(The photo in your last post: too, too true.)
...then there's that guy in Florida who spelled it "Suzi!" Sorry about that. But if it inspired this post in some way, consider me a muse.
ReplyDeleteHey as long as youre not being called a bitch you're doing great. I just basically got called that by an online dork for saying no thank you- a diatribe. A long ass diatribe telling me all about my fatherless and husbandless existence. Idiot. By the way make up pics are up!
ReplyDeleteMichael, Suzi is not a nickname. It's actually my name! Albeit spelled wrong...
ReplyDeleteThis post was just about nicknames.
Elvis? 'Splain, please.
ReplyDeleteHe was the love of my life, the guy I talked about in Withholding Taxes #2. It's not his real name but he reminded me so much of Elvis. The thin Elvis.
ReplyDeleteI don't use anyone's real name in my blog, unless you know someone named The Impotentate and McLoserstene and then I'll have to rethink all that.
ok for some reason I thought Botox was like 1,000 a pop...but I found it it is like 300 for the area around the eyes today...I wonder what I will give myself for my birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteps- was the difference from that and restylene? do you know?
ReplyDeleteBotox lasts about 3 months, depending on how much they give you and if they dilute it. It's injected in cc's. Ask how many cc's you get for $300. Also, make sure it's $300 for both areas. It's priced by area. So it might be $600. The area between my eyes goes for $200 but I've known my doctor forever and he also gives me 10% off so I only pay $180. But it only lasts 2 months on me so he prolly doesn't give me a non-diluted amount.
ReplyDeleteRestylane is a filler. Send me your address in a private email and I will send you some brochures on both.
How gay am I?? I have brochures at my house!!
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