I was recuperating in my room after the surgery and the anesthesiologist paid me a visit.
"Did the doctors talk to you yet?"
"So no one told you what happened during surgery?"
"Oh, I see."
"Did something go wrong? Am I okay?"
"Well, I should let the doctors tell you this but.." he leaned in conspiratorially, "someone dropped some Junior Mints in you. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha."
Remember that thing you said when you were a kid? That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I mean seriously, what is wrong with people? Is it too late to sue that guy for pain and suffering? Although in all fairness, I should sue my family first. But he is so second on that list. I bought a box of them today and on what planet are people eating a few Junior Mints and saving the rest for later?
End of chat.