Sunday, December 19, 2010

The 7th Day Of Christmas

This is the picture my college roommate put in her Christmas cards three years ago.

She's now divorced. She went back to her maiden name after 23 years of marriage. And she changed her first name.

No good can ever come of dressing up for your Christmas card.

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  1. I think I'd sign up for the witness protection program after sending out a card like this. Wise move on her part.

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  2. that picture itself is grounds for divorce. ker-ist.

    uh...she doesn't read your blog, does she?

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  3. crap. is this me next year?

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  4. I'm using this very same picture for mine next year.

    Again.

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  5. Now I'm pissed about the moderately normal photo I sent this year. It's boring AND it will keep me married. Shit.

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  6. i don't even dress up my dog for xmas!

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  7. Of course, we all know she had been married for fifteen years before you went to college and met her.

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  8. Thank you.

    I realized this 8 years ago, when I attempted snowflake Xmas sweaters for all of us.

    One look from my husband, and I swore I'd never do it again.

    And I haven't.

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