In the Why You Don't Always Get Compliments From Your Friends Department:
A lack of enthusiasm from a person is used to make this person appear to have an air of authority and render you insecure.
In the Gee I'm Glad They're Not Writing About Me Department:
Upon watching him lose his wife and his health and his golf game and now his swing coach ... Woods now faces a daunting and scary future as a potential golfing cripple.
In the Stop Trying To Control Your Life Department:
Though Jacki craved a KFC Double Down chicken sandwich, Gilbert wanted to stop at a Mexican restaurant as he drove home from jury duty in downtown Los Angeles. But he balked at the parking fee, so he ended up at a barbecue joint, where he also picked up 10 lottery tickets for good measure. He told KNBC that he picked the numbers (and won $266 million dollars) at random.
In the Maybe Socialism Is Better Than Capitalism After All Department: