Our parents pimped us out at a very young age. In a newspaper. And people wonder how we both ended up in rehab, or as I like to refer to it, show business.
How did my mother get that roll of hair on my sister and why DID SHE GET ALL THE ATTENTION GROWING UP?
Thank God I was funny. And made a living off it. Did my sister make money off her curly FUCKING hair? NO.