Sunday, February 21, 2010

We Need To See Other Bloggers

I've been with some of you for over three years.

I'm bored. Tired of your same thing day in and day out. I want to see other bloggers. There. I've said it.

We never go to BlogHer together. You never tell me my uploads are pretty. What has happened to us?

So yes, I've been cheating on you with other blogs.

I spend a lot of time in Apartment Therapy. It's where I met them. Nothing for me has been the same since.

I have also been seeing these people.

And this guy. He's not better in Google Reader than you are and doesn't have any moves that you don't have but he makes me feel like a real woman. Can you say that? No, you cannot.

And I might as well admit it. I've got a crush on My Mother Fucked Mick Jagger. Her followers widget jumped so fast I got high off her tail wind.

And I love the girl who has Just Another Fucking Blog, the story of coming to LA to become a movie star and the unpleasant aftermath of a relationship gone very, very bad.

And then I found someone to take me home to France.

If only my mother hadn't been there we might have had a better time.

Get yourself together. Stop posting every day. Do something interesting or I'm moving to Facebook.

As if.

14 comments:

  1. I never thought you would do one of these link love posts. And what happened to your blog? It's had a makeover, and it's so...orange.

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  2. But Suzy, I just started my damn blog.

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  3. For fuck's sake!! I've been cheated on again!!!!

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  4. Your uploads are pretty.
    I am glad to hear that you are spending time in Apartment Therapy,I prefer shock treatment and xanax myself, instant results!
    Orange you glad you lost all that depressing black on your blog page?

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  5. If you are cheating with these blogs, you made a good choice. They are very well-worded and vastly intriguing to read. I live vicariously through them sometimes.

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  6. Suzy,
    Glad you are getting out more. I also wanted to deliver some good news. I have FINALLY extricated myself from Disqus (a guy on their end had to manually tweak something) and I am FREEEEEEEE! You can now leave all the comments you want. - Patty

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  7. Anonymous11:10 AM

    I don't have a blog, but I would have reported that this morning, I swear to God, I saw a large woman walking down Kuhio Avenue in Waikiki wearing a strapless dress and sporting a large tatoo of the Eiffel Tower. I had never seen that before. Vive la France! (and Suzy, too, who is half French and all-American and not tattooed, that I know of).
    Aloha, MJ

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  8. Oh, man. My comment came off too harsh. This is why I should not comment before I go to sleep. I like your new look, and I'm happy you're seeing other bloggers. Stay away from the Facebook.

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  9. I love this post.

    I think it is absolutely Okay for you to see other bloggers....But I will still come by and watch you...call me infatuated, call me a stalker, call me a fan, but I do love your blog and, even if others come into my life, you will always have a special place in my heart.

    I love that you are a celeb and yet you are so normal...well, not normal, accessible? engaging?

    And I am on Facebook, but blogging is more fulfilling. I actually searched for you on Facebook weeks ago...so if you ever do set one up please please add me.

    And I also just read your Bob Saget interview. Hubba Hubba.

    Wuv you Suzy.
    (Sorry for the long comment, too much coffee)

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  10. Suze, so glad you're getting out there without getting around. Or are you? It's not exactly like a break-up. More like a transition from something exclusive to friends with benefits. The love doesn't change and the sex is still hot. Win/Win. Yeah, it's kinda like that. Rock on!

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  11. Great. Now I'll have to see just who the hell these people are to find out what THEY'VE got that I haven't got. And then I'm going to take a bunch of pills.

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  12. Well, EXUSEFUCKINME! I've been cheating on everyone with Zelda. I know, still a nerd.

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  13. If I wasn't so tired I'd try to figure out if you really insulted me or fake insulted me.

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