At first I thought you were just a nut, then I read your bio and realized you did it professionally. I became a follower anyway, how much will I get paid?
When I was in High School my favorite come back was "Oh Just EAT me" until a very wise and wordly friend told me what that meant. I stopped using that phrase and was horribly disgusted. How stupid was I?
The shoes pictured in your BlogHer Ad (Alexander McQueen - RIP) are making me sick. Really. I can get into the fancy, high-heeled shoe look as well as anyone, but these? You might as well bring back foot-binding.
And yes, I know you didn't choose the ad. I just had to vent.
Get your own tee. Only $22.00 no shipping or handling. Plus you get one month free advertising on my sidebar only it's not really free since you have to buy the shirt.
I'm a standup comic. My first book, Celebrity sTalker, is now available on Amazon. I've entertained the troops for the USO and performed in 8 countries and 24 states. I'm also the co-creator of Single, Married & Divorced. You might have seen me on Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
At first I thought you were just a nut, then I read your bio and realized you did it professionally.
ReplyDeleteI became a follower anyway, how much will I get paid?
In Newport RI a store sells shirts and stickers for "Bite Me Bait Shop". Of course I always buy my husband an new shirt or sticker when I'm there.
ReplyDeleteNever thought about that til just now.
When I was in High School my favorite come back was "Oh Just EAT me" until a very wise and wordly friend told me what that meant. I stopped using that phrase and was horribly disgusted. How stupid was I?
ReplyDeleteYou should paten that saying....you could retire tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteThat needs a place on your sidebar.
ReplyDeleteThe shoes pictured in your BlogHer Ad (Alexander McQueen - RIP) are making me sick. Really. I can get into the fancy, high-heeled shoe look as well as anyone, but these? You might as well bring back foot-binding.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I know you didn't choose the ad. I just had to vent.
Though I like the pictures, I think I like the stories you tell more.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to second that motion.
ReplyDeleteAm I too late?
And I am TOTALLY distracted by those SHOES on your sidebar. THey look like weapons of mass destruction.
ReplyDeleteThose shoes are like hooves.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I'm thinking that Bite Me sign needs to be your new Bite Me Friday header.
And . . . I got my Hollywood Where Hot Comes to die t-shirt! It's awesome! THANKS!